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Putin Plans Fun NATO Team Building Exercise With Missiles
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Putin Plans Fun NATO Team Building Exercise With Missiles

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest intel on Vladimir Putin, and let me tell you, it’s…

Lindsey Graham somehow matters in foreign policy now
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Lindsey Graham somehow matters in foreign policy now

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

As I sat here sipping my coffee and reading about Sen. Lindsey Graham’s passing, I couldn’t help but chuckle at…

US Munitions Stockpile Warnings Suddenly Become Totally Not Ignorable Thing
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US Munitions Stockpile Warnings Suddenly Become Totally Not Ignorable Thing

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Just days before the Iran war began, Joint Chiefs of Staff…

Loomer Falls For Ukraine After Russian Fake News Fail
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Loomer Falls For Ukraine After Russian Fake News Fail

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Laura Loomer, a far-right figure and avid supporter of President Donald…

Russia Targets US Nuclear Scientists Because That’s Not A Recipe For Disaster
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Russia Targets US Nuclear Scientists Because That’s Not A Recipe For Disaster

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Russian hacking scandal, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

Fuel Prices Soar Because Inflation Loves You
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Fuel Prices Soar Because Inflation Loves You

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest gas price surge, and folks, it’s a wild ride. US gas…

Trump’s Master Plan: Get Paid, Somehow, By Anyone, Apparently
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Trump’s Master Plan: Get Paid, Somehow, By Anyone, Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading the news when I stumbled upon this article about President Trump’s foreign policy,…

Adam Lambert Makes Enough Money To Buy Small Island After Years Of Singing Queen Songs To Boomers
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Adam Lambert Makes Enough Money To Buy Small Island After Years Of Singing Queen Songs To Boomers

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2026July 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some juicy gossip? 🤯 I just got my hands on an interview with…

Senators Honor Graham With Bill To Make Russia’s Life Harder
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Senators Honor Graham With Bill To Make Russia’s Life Harder

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new Russia sanctions bill, and I have to say, it’s quite a…

GOP Leaders Suddenly Experts On Conspiracy Theories They Used To Mock
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GOP Leaders Suddenly Experts On Conspiracy Theories They Used To Mock

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like some prominent figures in the conservative and MAGA…

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