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Pearl Abyss milks Crimson Desert with Enhanced rehash October 29
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Pearl Abyss milks Crimson Desert with Enhanced rehash October 29

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Get ready for another dose of Crimson Desert, because Pearl Abyss is about to unleash a whole lot more of…

METALLICA dusts off 30 year old song for people who still wear high school jeans
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METALLICA dusts off 30 year old song for people who still wear high school jeans

Chord F. DiscordOctober 17, 2026October 17, 2026

I just witnessed Metallica’s performance of “…And Justice For All” at their “Life Burns Faster” residency in Las Vegas, and…

Christa Pike Still Alive Somehow
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Christa Pike Still Alive Somehow

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Christa Pike, the woman who was supposed to be executed in…

Nathan Drake dusts off relic hunting gear for another nostalgic cash grab
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Nathan Drake dusts off relic hunting gear for another nostalgic cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

The rumor mill is churning out some tantalizing tidbits, folks, and this time it’s all about Naughty Dog’s alleged new…

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