More Soulless Reboots and Unnecessary Sequels Hit Streaming This Weekend
Because you clearly haven’t been entertained enough, new movies are coming to streaming this week and every week, at a…
Tag: Universal
AOC’s Totally Casual NY State Tour Definitely Not Campaigning
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s multi-day swing through parts of New York State, and I…
Tariff Law Author Calls Trump’s Tariffs Totally Not His Fault Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Ambassador Alan Wolff, the guy who actually wrote the law, is…
BLACKIE LAWLESS saves America with patriotic common sense
Oh boy, where do I even start with this? Blackie Lawless, the legendary frontman of W.A.S.P., recently appeared on the…
States Generously Offer Trump A Lawsuit For His New Immigration Rule
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest lawsuit against the Trump administration, and I’ve got to say,…
Oh Joy Another Movie with Kenneth Branagh Being Kenneth Branagh and Some Other People Youve Never Heard Of
We’ve got a real tear-jerker for you, folks! 🎥👀 The new movie “Atonement” is coming out, and it’s all about…
TECNO peddles slim 5G phone to cash in on thinness obsession
Because what the world really needed was another smartphone, TECNO has announced the CAMON Slim 5G, a device that’s supposed…
SLASH blesses us with same old music on slightly different colored vinyl because you didnt already waste enough money
Oh joy, oh rapture! It’s time to shell out some cash for more limited-edition vinyl releases, because what every metalhead…
Universal Throws in Towel on Another Overhyped Attraction Because Of Course They Did
Universal Orlando is saying goodbye to another piece of its past, as Animal Actors on Location is set to close…
Because We Needed Another Fast And Furious Movie Apparently
It’s finally happening: the eleventh and supposedly final installment of the Fast & Furious franchise, Fast Forever, is gearing up…