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“SNO-CIETY” Debuts in Sun Valley: Prepare for Peak Bougieness
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“SNO-CIETY” Debuts in Sun Valley: Prepare for Peak Bougieness

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Warren Miller’s SNO-CIETY is coming to a town near you! 🤣 Get ready to celebrate winter in the…

Another Hocus Pocus Movie Night? Groundbreaking
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Another Hocus Pocus Movie Night? Groundbreaking

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Doors at 7:30 PM, movie at 8:30 PM. 🎬 21+ only! 🔞 Rooftop cinema? More like basic b****…

Buñuel: King of Naps
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Buñuel: King of Naps

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

BUÑUEL: MASTER OF DREAMS: The UNVEILING of Luis Buñuel🤡 An International Exhibition Celebrating 100 YEARS of Surrealism🤣 Día de los…

OVO-ly Careful: Drizzy’s Halloween Horrorshow—Steer Clear of the 6ix God Behind the Wheel
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OVO-ly Careful: Drizzy’s Halloween Horrorshow—Steer Clear of the 6ix God Behind the Wheel

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

OMG! 👻 LIT Cigar & Martini Lounge, Franklin Street, turns into a real nightmare! 🩸 Don’t Drake & Drive: Halloween…

Randy Bobandy’s Gut Gets a Tennessee Vacation
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Randy Bobandy’s Gut Gets a Tennessee Vacation

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

**OMG! Randy Cheeseburger Picnic Comedy Tour is coming to JJ’S BOHEMIA – CHATTANOOGA TN on FRIDAY OCTOBER 31ST 2025! Doors…

Nightmare Before Christmas: Still More Christmassy Than Your Fruitcake
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Nightmare Before Christmas: Still More Christmassy Than Your Fruitcake

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Jack Skellington, the OG Christmas crasher, is back! He’s ditching Halloween Town to steal 🎁 again! Doors open…

Rocky Horror: More Like Rocky Horrendous, Am I Right
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Rocky Horror: More Like Rocky Horrendous, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

**Let’s do the time warp again🫦 The Rocky Horror Picture Show is at The Ritz, Friday, October 31st at 8PM!**…

“The Love Doctor” Movie: More Like “The Comedy of Errors” Premiere
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“The Love Doctor” Movie: More Like “The Comedy of Errors” Premiere

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

**OMG!🤦‍♀️ The Love Doctor🤮 “premiere” is at Xscape Theatres Brandywine 14 in Washington DC! 🎬 Green & Gold carpet?🤢 Dress…

Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Extravaganza Invades Knoxville, TN
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Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Extravaganza Invades Knoxville, TN

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

**OMG! Randy Bobandy from Trailer Park Boys is doing a comedy show! 🍔😂 Get ready for Randy’s Cheeseburger Picnic!🤣🗓️ SUNDAY…

Linda’s Big Akron Adventure: Starring Cardboard Cutouts and Zero Chill
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Linda’s Big Akron Adventure: Starring Cardboard Cutouts and Zero Chill

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

Bring your goldfish and grandma to this FREE Akron Stories Screening! 🤣 Linda Theatre, Nov 2, 2025, 1:00 PM –…

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