OMG! Dashing Through The Snow LA Premiere! ☃️ Harmony Gold Theater is the place, Hollywood. Reception at 5:00 PM, screening at 6:00 PM. Q&A then mingle. Tickets: $20 until July 25, then $30. Limited seats! 🍿
US Marshal, pregnant fugitive, hitman Santa. 🎅 Gillian White, David Koechner… Prince Bagdasarian directed. Free parking for 85 guests! Dress code: Formal/casual! It’s like Home Alone meets Die Hard! 😂
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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