**”9 AM? Sober Yacht Pre-Party? Yeah Right”**
**OMG! 🙄 Black Yacht Weekend 2025 pre-party! The 9am Beach Bash! 🏖️ Because who NEEDS sleep before a SOLD-OUT yacht…
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AfroCode NYC: Party So Hard You’ll Forget It’s Memorial Day
🎉AfroCode NYC – Memorial Day Weekend🎉 4PM-9PM. Rooftop “vibes”? More like rooftop pigeons!🐦⬛ Hip-Hop, AfroBeats & Soca? AKA earbleed symphony!…
Fiesta Asia Street Fair: Still Happening in 2025, Apparently
**OMG! Fiesta Asia Street Fair boasts a WHOPPING 1000 performers! Artisans? Entrepreneurs? More like overachievers. 20+ cultures cramming into 8…
Oh, Great, Another Pickle Fest
More Pickles & More Fun Than Ever Before, Presented By The Pickled Guy! The 2025 Quad State Pickle Fest is…
Tame Impala DJ Set: Proof Kevin Parker’s Gone Full Dad Rock
Orlove by Night Presents: LET IT HAPPEN: TAME IMPALA DANCE PARTY It’s gonna feel so good… We’re celebrating the music…
Manhattan Vintage: Finally, Clothes Older Than Your Grandma, May 16
OMG! 🙄 Manhattan Vintage Show, aka the “Beyoncé” of moth-eaten clothes, is back! Prepare for 90+ dealers peddling “vintage” (grandma’s…
Zoom Séance: Where We All Pretend to Talk to Ghosts Together
**OMG! Prepare for a “unique and unforgettable experience” 🙄 at the “Fête des Pères”! Get ready for “messages from beyond”…
Two Hours to Behold a Painting? More Like Two Hours to Question Your Life Choices
OMG! Velázquez’s *Las Meninas* (1656) is SOOOO deep 🙄. Art historians & philosophers (like Foucault) are still scratching their heads!…
So You Think You Can Lit Review: Human vs Robot (Loser Gets Deleted)
Christelle Tondeur presents: Free labor for Alexandre Renaud’s “research”! 🧠 Sign up for this workshop, become a research assistant for…
Oh Great, Another FREE Liberatory Design Circle Jerk, June 3, 2025
OMG! 🙄 “Liberatory Design Community of Practice” is BACK! Prepare for 3 HOURS of Zoom on June 3, 2025, 10:00…