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R&B Rooftop Day Party: Guaranteed to Cure Existential Dread (Maybe)
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R&B Rooftop Day Party: Guaranteed to Cure Existential Dread (Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

R&B ROOFTOP DAY PARTY BEHOLD! A “day party” on a ROOFTOP! 🙄 Dance (badly), mingle (awkwardly), soak up sun (and…

Mansion Pool Party: A Tragedy in Blue (and Probably Some Other Colors)
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Mansion Pool Party: A Tragedy in Blue (and Probably Some Other Colors)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

**OMG! 💧𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐏💧 PRESENTS: The “Can’t Miss” Pool Party of 2025!** 💦😈 Get ready to risk it all on May…

FREE MIMOSAS & Questionable R&B: A Daylight Tragedy
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FREE MIMOSAS & Questionable R&B: A Daylight Tragedy

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

OMG! R&B BRUNCH + DAY PARTY at Cafe Circa Restaurant & Lounge! 🙄 Vibe to R&B “hits” (you know, the…

Ocean Vuong Reads Words at People, May Cause Existential Dread
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Ocean Vuong Reads Words at People, May Cause Existential Dread

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

OMG! Ocean Vuong, the *briefly* gorgeous author, is gracing Nashville Public Library (615 Church Street, Nashville, TN 37219) on May…

World Whiskey Day 2025: An Excuse to Get Day Drunk, Obviously
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World Whiskey Day 2025: An Excuse to Get Day Drunk, Obviously

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 DSTRKT Events invites YOU (if you’re, like, 30+) to Dirty Habit on May 18th, 2025 for World Whiskey…

Run For Your Life (From Sales), Ladies!
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Run For Your Life (From Sales), Ladies!

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

Sip, Shop & Stride: A “Run” For Your Life (Literally?) Ladies Event! 🏃‍♀️💨 OMG! Ladies, ditch the kale smoothies and…

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SF Cuddle Puddle Apocalypse: Sold Out, No Touching Allowed (Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

OMG! Cuddle Parties are now 30 minutes longer! 🥳 More time to awkwardly pat strangers! Starting April 2025, these legendary…

Sin Sundays: Atlanta’s #1 Sunday Night Party (According to Who, Exactly?)
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Sin Sundays: Atlanta’s #1 Sunday Night Party (According to Who, Exactly?)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

Welcome to SIN SUNDAYS at Josephine’s Lounge, Atlanta! Celeb hideout? 🤔 More like your ex’s new haunt. Get ready for…

PA Beauty Pro’s Expo 2025: Witness Peak PA Glam (Maybe)
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PA Beauty Pro’s Expo 2025: Witness Peak PA Glam (Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

OMG! 💅 The “Pennsylvania Beauty Pros Expo 2025” is happening May 18-19 at Seven Springs Mountain Resort! 🏔️ Get ready…

Moon Hooch and That Hairy Guy With the Saxophone: A Musical Encounter You Won’t Believe (Mostly Because It’s Probably Weird)
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Moon Hooch and That Hairy Guy With the Saxophone: A Musical Encounter You Won’t Believe (Mostly Because It’s Probably Weird)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

Saxsquatch, a 7’ tall North Carolina dude cosplaying as Bigfoot, claims to be a “multi-instrumentalist.” Yeah, right. 🙄 He’s amassed…

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