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Florida Man Discovers Qur’an Is Not a New UberEats Menu, Causes Nationwide Confusion
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Florida Man Discovers Qur’an Is Not a New UberEats Menu, Causes Nationwide Confusion

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

Get ready, Portland! 🎤 The Qur’an Tour is rolling into Smith Memorial Student Union on January 25 for a 4-hour…

AFC & NFC Championship Sunday Sleepover Where Everyone Pretends to Watch Football While Crying About Refs
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AFC & NFC Championship Sunday Sleepover Where Everyone Pretends to Watch Football While Crying About Refs

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

Break out the flannel, because football is finally ready to #FigureYoShitOut. 🏈 On Sunday, January 25, 2026, the Underpass Lounge…

Destrave Seu Potencial (Comprando Nosso Curso de R$ 997 Para Falar Onde Você Coloca a Máscara de Oxigênio)
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Destrave Seu Potencial (Comprando Nosso Curso de R$ 997 Para Falar Onde Você Coloca a Máscara de Oxigênio)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

🚫 Autossabotagem em 27 de janeiro às 19h30? Isso é coisa da sua cabeça! 🧠 Esqueça a palestra “Use os…

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United’s Presence and Encounter: How We Magically Appeared Somewhere We Weren’t Supposed to Be

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

A massive God-bothering fest is coming to Jenkins Theatre at the Lake Michigan College Mendel Center to pray for a…

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Manhattan Vintage | Winter 2026 Show | January 30: Where Old Clothes Get a Second Chance at Being Overpriced

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

What’s it all about? Manhattan Vintage is NYC’s biggest retro fashion circus. Gothamist calls it “the Beyoncé concert of the…

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Cafe Misusing “Organic” Label to Sell Hypocritical Lifestyle

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

Ambiente y Cafe is where great cafecito blends with fresh DJ sets and a community full of good vibes! 🎉…

Destrave Seu Potencial (De Vender Curso Pra Você)
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Destrave Seu Potencial (De Vender Curso Pra Você)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 24, 2026

Stop procrastinating and attend this event, or maybe not—whatever, it’s online on January 27, 2026, at 20h00. 🚀 Join the…

WTS – Sunbeat Deinstalación Como Si No Hubiera Mañana Porque Los Cabezones Se Confundieron Con Un Sitio De Vacaciones
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WTS – Sunbeat Deinstalación Como Si No Hubiera Mañana Porque Los Cabezones Se Confundieron Con Un Sitio De Vacaciones

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 24, 2026

☀️ Get ready to install Sunbeat Energy’s magic boxes! 🪄 On January 27 at 10:00 am – 12:00 pm (Hora…

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The Coachella Valley Symphony Proves They’re Too Broke for Original Composers

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 24, 2026

The Best of Stage and Screen (and why Mozart owes me money) 😏 The Coachella Valley Symphony is bringing the…

Sunday Afternoon Disco at Joyface is Basically a Bootleg Wedding Reception
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Sunday Afternoon Disco at Joyface is Basically a Bootleg Wedding Reception

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 24, 2026

Finally, nightlife for adults who enjoy sleep. The “Matinee Disco” at Joyface is weekly every Saturday. 🥱🕺 This “Matinee Disco”…

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