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United’s Presence and Encounter: How We Magically Appeared Somewhere We Weren’t Supposed to Be

A massive God-bothering fest is coming to Jenkins Theatre at the Lake Michigan College Mendel Center to pray for a divine upgrade in the area. 🙏😂

United: Presence and Encounter demands all local churches join forces on the scheduled night to force God’s Kingdom to advance! 🎭 We will start with worship and then hit specific prayer prompts because apparently, God needs a to-do list. This in-person spectacle at Jenkins Theatre (capacity: 1,500+) promises God will “show up in a big way” just because we filled the seats.

The lineup includes Blueroof Church, First Church, The Chapel, Napier Parkview Baptist Church, Mosaic CCDA, Overflow Church, Revive Church, The Barn, Connection Point Church of God, Pathway Church, Lakeside Family Church, and 12 Corners Community Church. 🤡

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Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.

Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.

Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤

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