Side Events – Sunday January11 2026 – Disney’s Lorcana Challenge: Where Your Childhood Meets Your Credit Card
👶✨ FREE KIDS’ ENTRY: Bring your tiny overlords for free chaos supervision! Just one per adult—because we know you can’t…
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The 48 Hour Musical (We’re Still Not Learning From Our Mistakes)
🚨 BREAKING: Two Over-Caffeinated Stanford Kids Attempt to Outdo Themselves in 48-Hour Musical Spectacle 🚨 ðŸŽðŸ’¥ Prepare for chaos, confusion,…
How to Keep Your Brain from Turning into a Moldy Avocado
🚨 BRAIN GAMES & WELLNESS WOOS: A One-Hour Miracle to Fix Your Life (Or At Least Sound Smart at Brunch)…
B&N’s Midday Mystery: When Book Nerds Unite and Plot Twists Collide
🚨 ATTENTION, MYSTERY FANATICS & BOOK CLUB DRAMA QUEENS! 🚨 Barnes & Noble is hosting a virtual tea party of…
Dogfish Head Opens a Pop-Up Bank Where You Trade Beer for Time (And Probably Regret)
Attention humans who apparently have nothing better to do than stand in line for free beer: Dogfish Head is opening…
Whistleblowing for Dummies: How to Rat Out Your Boss Without Getting Fired (or at Least Do It From Your PJs)
🚨 Calling all whistleblowers and secret keepers! 🚨 The WA government is hosting a “how to handle secrets like a…
Digging Up Great-Grandpa’s War Stories So You Can One-Up Your Cousins at Thanksgiving
Attention, history nerds and genealogy gremlins! 🧬💥 The National Archives is hosting a *thrilling* webinar on how to stalk your…
jackzebra, Dragnutz, 7038634357, Elipropperr: The Most Mysterious Band in History Finally Revealed
🚨 ATTENTION HUMANS: Bring your REAL ID or your passport, not a doodle on a napkin! 🚨 Elsewhere’s vibe is…
Chicago Shamrock Crawl – Wrigleyville’s St. Patrick’s Day Bar Crawl 25+Bars – Because Who Needs a Liver After March 17
The Emerald City of Wrigleyville is under a leprechaun curse this March 17th, forcing locals to abandon their dignity and…
Max B’s MLK Weekend Pop-Up at Polygon Promises Free Entry—Just RSVP and Hope Your Name Isn’t on a No-Fly List
🚨BREAKING: Max B Invades Brooklyn Like a Hip-Hop Messiah Returning From Exile! 🚨 Get ready to witness history, suckers! Max…