🚨BREAKING: Max B Invades Brooklyn Like a Hip-Hop Messiah Returning From Exile! 🚨
Get ready to witness history, suckers! Max B, the man who invented swag while doing 20 years for a crime he swears he didn’t commit, is gracing Polygon BK (299 Vandervoort Ave, Brooklyn, NY) on Saturday, January 17th! That’s MLK Weekend, baby! Free entry if you RSVP like a desperate groupie before 10:30pm (men) or 11pm (ladies). Translation: You’re either VIP or you’re nobody. Complimentary drinks until the bar runs dry or Max gets bored. Dress code: Ladies, heels only unless you want to be judged by Brooklyn’s fashion police. Men, lose the hoodie unless you’re auditioning for “Homeless Chic.” Bottle service starts at $250 because nothing says “I’m free” like spending a mortgage payment on liquor. 21+ with valid ID. Questions? Text 718-285-2833 and pray for a reply between Max’s naps.
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
