🚨BREAKING: Max B Invades Brooklyn Like a Hip-Hop Messiah Returning From Exile! 🚨
Get ready to witness history, suckers! Max B, the man who invented swag while doing 20 years for a crime he swears he didn’t commit, is gracing Polygon BK (299 Vandervoort Ave, Brooklyn, NY) on Saturday, January 17th! That’s MLK Weekend, baby! Free entry if you RSVP like a desperate groupie before 10:30pm (men) or 11pm (ladies). Translation: You’re either VIP or you’re nobody. Complimentary drinks until the bar runs dry or Max gets bored. Dress code: Ladies, heels only unless you want to be judged by Brooklyn’s fashion police. Men, lose the hoodie unless you’re auditioning for “Homeless Chic.” Bottle service starts at $250 because nothing says “I’m free” like spending a mortgage payment on liquor. 21+ with valid ID. Questions? Text 718-285-2833 and pray for a reply between Max’s naps.
