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“Comment faire de ta ville un frigo géant : les astuces débiles des urbanistes en sueur”
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“Comment faire de ta ville un frigo géant : les astuces débiles des urbanistes en sueur”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 3, 2026

Attention, vagues de chaleur ! 🌞 La ville devient un four et on panique ? Venez au webinaire pour apprendre…

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“Twin Transition Studio #1 – När Behovet Säger En Sak Och Vägen En Annan (Fast Båda Ser Ut Att Leda In I Gräset)”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 2, 2026

En ny digital mötesserie startar – för alla som älskar att prata om digitalisering och samtidigt låtsas ha lösningar. Nu…

Asthma 411 School Health Staff Spring 2026 In-Service: Where Inhalers Meet Inservice – Breathing New Life into Boring Meetings!
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Asthma 411 School Health Staff Spring 2026 In-Service: Where Inhalers Meet Inservice – Breathing New Life into Boring Meetings!

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 2, 2026

At the Cook Children’s Center for Community Health, we are committed to enhancing the skills of school health professionals in…

“Neurodivergent Ninjas: Unlocking the Secret to Inclusive Workspaces (Without the Awkward Small Talk)”
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“Neurodivergent Ninjas: Unlocking the Secret to Inclusive Workspaces (Without the Awkward Small Talk)”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 2, 2026

**Attention all HR heroes and team leaders!** 🗓️ **Date:** Tuesday 10th February 2026 🕒 **Time:** 1 hour (45 mins content…

“Carer Benefits Stakeholder Event: Because Who Doesn’t Love Talking About Money While Caring for Others?”
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“Carer Benefits Stakeholder Event: Because Who Doesn’t Love Talking About Money While Caring for Others?”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 2, 2026

**Carers, rejoice! Your unpaid labor is getting a digital upgrade!** 🎉 Join Social Security Scotland’s thrilling webinar on **Wednesday, February…

“Learn to Mold Clay Like a Pro While Funding Trash People—Pottery for a Cause!”
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“Learn to Mold Clay Like a Pro While Funding Trash People—Pottery for a Cause!”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 2, 2026

Event Ended: Pottery Workshop Turned Out to be a Bust! Well folks, it looks like the much-hyped “Introduction to Pottery…

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Ladies First W/ Bino Rideaux: He’s Here to Sing, Not to Court Your Grandma

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 2, 2026

Ladies First: Where the DJ’s in the Crowd and You’re the Star Step right up, ladies! 🎉 Introducing “Ladies First,”…

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AHF Presents: Ohh Mamma! Burlesque Show – Because Your Grandma’s Bingo Night Just Got Spicy!

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 2, 2026

Ohh Mamma! Burlesque Show 🎭💕 Don’t miss Kylie Sonique Love in this wild, raunchy International Condom Day bash! 🎉 ABBA…

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San Jose Drone Show: Free Entertainment or Alien Invasion?

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 2, 2026

✨ SJ26 Drone Show at Discovery Meadow ✨ San Jose’s answer to the Super Bowl hype? 1,000 drones lighting up…

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ATLANTA HOUSE PARTY #1: PARTY LIKE IT’S 1999 (BUT FREE ENTRY ENDS AT 11:30, SO HURRY UP!)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 2, 2026

ATL House Party – 106 & Park Edition: Because You Can’t Resist Turning Up Get ready to relive the glory…

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