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SHINEDOWN’s ZACH MYERS Throws Tantrum Because Robots Are Better Songwriters Than Him
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SHINEDOWN’s ZACH MYERS Throws Tantrum Because Robots Are Better Songwriters Than Him

Chord F. DiscordJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some hot takes? 🤣 SHINEDOWN’s Zach Myers is sounding off about people using…

Super Official Totally Not Made Up Book About SLIPKNOT That They Definitely Didnt Try To Stop From Being Written All About Their Rise To Fame And The Chaos
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Super Official Totally Not Made Up Book About SLIPKNOT That They Definitely Didnt Try To Stop From Being Written All About Their Rise To Fame And The Chaos

Chord F. DiscordJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

Breaking news: the world is finally getting a book about Slipknot, and we’re all just thrilled 🤩🎉. I mean, who…

SEGA Finally Decides to Explain What the Heck Theyre Doing with GenAI in Crazy Taxi: World Tour Because Apparently Nobody Had a Clue
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SEGA Finally Decides to Explain What the Heck Theyre Doing with GenAI in Crazy Taxi: World Tour Because Apparently Nobody Had a Clue

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

The world of gaming is about to get a whole lot crazier, folks, and not just because of the impending…

Iran screws America again what a shock total loser diplomats fail
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Iran screws America again what a shock total loser diplomats fail

Big ElephantJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the utopian paradise that is America under the magnificent leadership of…

XBOX Games Showcase 2026: Castlevania: Belmont’s Curse Finally Arrives After Years of Delayed Expectations and Crushed Dreams October 15
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XBOX Games Showcase 2026: Castlevania: Belmont’s Curse Finally Arrives After Years of Delayed Expectations and Crushed Dreams October 15

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

🎉👻 Konami has finally decided to stop milking the Metal Gear Solid series and has announced a new Castlevania game,…

OMG You Guys BREAKING BENJAMIN Finally Finished Their Album After Only A Million Years Of Waiting
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OMG You Guys BREAKING BENJAMIN Finally Finished Their Album After Only A Million Years Of Waiting

Chord F. DiscordJune 7, 2026June 7, 2026

The wait is almost over, folks! 🎉🔥 BREAKING BENJAMIN guitarist Jasen Rauch and Keith Wallen sat down with Moshpit Passion…

Trump heroically admits ignorance of fake news Black unemployment statistic
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Trump heroically admits ignorance of fake news Black unemployment statistic

Big ElephantJune 7, 2026June 7, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the liberal snowflakes going to have a field day with this one!…

Fake news CNN hyping Pope’s Madrid crowd size obviously
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Fake news CNN hyping Pope’s Madrid crowd size obviously

Big ElephantJune 7, 2026June 7, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest…

Missing congressman still better than any Dem representing me
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Missing congressman still better than any Dem representing me

Big ElephantJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another bunch of fake news outlets spewing their liberal nonsense about our great President…

Breaking News: OVERKILL Still Somehow Managing to Shred Faces at 2026 SWEDEN ROCK FESTIVAL Despite Being Older Than Your Grandma
Breaking News: OVERKILL is Still Alive and Thrashing, Despite Some Minor Setbacks 🤘
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Breaking News: OVERKILL Still Somehow Managing to Shred Faces at 2026 SWEDEN ROCK FESTIVAL Despite Being Older Than Your Grandma

Chord F. DiscordJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

The Sweden Rock Festival is in full swing, and the legendary thrash metal band OVERKILL is taking the stage by…

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