Breaking News: Some Band You’ve Never Heard Of Called DOLIA Released a New Song Called ‘Duet’ and Honestly Who Cares
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic symphonic metal? 🤘 Because I’m about to introduce you to the…
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Trump’s genius Iran deal will obviously work just fine somehow
Oh, great, just what we need, another fake news article trying to tear down our great nation and our amazing…
Another RINO showcases faith to pander to conservative votes somehow
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where those loser Democrats and…
Why Isn’t Jesse Eisenberg in ‘The Social Network’ Sequel Because Clearly the World Was Just Missing a Second Helping of Aaron Sorkin’s Ego and More Scenes of Mark Zuckerberg Eating Cereal
It’s been a whopping 16 years since Jesse Eisenberg first played the role of Mark Zuckerberg in The Social Network,…
FBI wasting time on soccer, ignoring real America’s problems clearly
Oh, wow, I’m just so excited to be talking about the latest “achievements” of our beloved President Donald Trump, the…
Kasie Hunt bothering Mullin about ICE heroics at voting stations
Oh, great, just what we need, another bunch of so-called “experts” and “analysts” trying to tell us that our great…
Finally, US gov stops foreigners from stealing our awesome AI secrets
Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still…
Liberal losers fret over impending SCOTUS smackdowns coming soon
Wow, can you believe the absolute nonsense that’s being spewed out by the fake news media and the liberal elites?…
COAL CHAMBER Drummer MIKEY COX Because One Cancer Surgery Just Wasn’t Enough Apparently
COAL CHAMBER has canceled its appearance at the Louder Than Life festival, and we’re all thoroughly devastated… said no one…
Will There Be a Toy Story 12 Because Lets Be Real We Clearly Havent Milked This Franchise Enough Yet
So, you thought the Toy Story franchise was finally over, huh? 🎉 Well, think again, folks, because Andrew Stanton, the…