Because the World Needed Another Romantic Comedy Sequel 18 Years Later
A How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days sequel is in the works, because of course it is. The…
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More 30 Rock
30 Rock is back, but only if you’re in New York and willing to fight for tickets. Because that’s exactly…
Trump Now Ruining Lakes and Legends One Ego Trip at Time
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems President Trump is at it again, threatening to raze…
Alaska Voters Delightfully Confused By Two Dan Sullivans
I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the latest news from Alaska, where it seems we’ve got a real…
Oh Joy Because the World Was Missing a Robocop Remake Dan Stevens is Now a Robot Cop with More Drama and Less Explosions Probably
Breaking News: Robocop is Back, and This Time He’s Not Just a Cop, He’s a TV Star 🚨👮♂️! But honestly,…
Another Soulless Blockbuster Climbs The Soulless Box Office List
Move over Avengers, the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man has taken the top spot. With a whopping $858.4 million in ticket sales…
Navy Sailor’s Dad Freed From Immigration Custody Because Priorities
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and folks, I’ve got to say, this one’s a doozy.…
Trump Demands Kennedy Center Renovations Or Else It’s Demolition Time
The Kennedy Center, one of America’s most iconic performance venues, is in a bit of a pickle, folks. According to…
Oh Joy Because the World Was Missing a Million Different Cuts of Manhunter Now Michael Mann’s Manhunter The Final Cut is Graciously Bestowing Itself Upon Cinemas Everywhere
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🎉 I mean, who doesn’t love a good serial…
Because the World Needed Another RoboCop Reboot
Dan Stevens is the new RoboCop, because of course he is. In a move that’s as surprising as a sunrise…