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PA Gov Shapiro Gets Weepy Over Politics, World Ends
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PA Gov Shapiro Gets Weepy Over Politics, World Ends

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

Another day, another Soros-funded riot! These so-called “protesters” are nothing but paid actors, probably flown in from some socialist hellhole…

Aviva Siegel Survives Hostage Hell, Now Annoys Wolf Blitzer With Ceasefire Complaints
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Aviva Siegel Survives Hostage Hell, Now Annoys Wolf Blitzer With Ceasefire Complaints

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

Another day, another sob story from CNN, the Clinton News Network, about a former hostage in Gaza! You just know…

Gold finally hits $4,000: Now you can afford, like, half a gram
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Gold finally hits $4,000: Now you can afford, like, half a gram

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

Another day, another ridiculous prediction from the liberal media! Gold hits $4,000 an ounce? Yeah right! This is just the…

Newsom’s Social Media Team Trolls Noem So Hard, CNN Had to Write About It
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Newsom’s Social Media Team Trolls Noem So Hard, CNN Had to Write About It

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

Oh, the delicate snowflakes are at it again! Apparently, a tweet from California Governor Gavin Newsom’s office saying “Kristi Noem…

Rahm Emanuel Solves the Age-Old Question: Men Just Want a Hug, Apparently
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Rahm Emanuel Solves the Age-Old Question: Men Just Want a Hug, Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

Rahm Emanuel, the Deep State operative who helped Obama usher in the decline of America, is now pretending to care…

GOP Finally Realizes Trump’s Been Putin’s Puppet All Along (No Freaking Way)
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GOP Finally Realizes Trump’s Been Putin’s Puppet All Along (No Freaking Way)

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

Oh, the Fake News CNN is at it again, pushing their anti-Trump narrative! Apparently, our great President’s attempts at world…

Girlfriend of Dude Who Dun Goofed in Tennessee Baby Drama Also Related to the Victims? Buckle Up, Buttercup
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Girlfriend of Dude Who Dun Goofed in Tennessee Baby Drama Also Related to the Victims? Buckle Up, Buttercup

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2025August 6, 2025

Well, folks, another day, another disaster courtesy of the liberal elite’s soft-on-crime policies! This Tennessee tragedy, where a convicted felon…

Inside 345 Park Avenue: A Totally Normal Day Until, You Know, *That* Happened
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Inside 345 Park Avenue: A Totally Normal Day Until, You Know, *That* Happened

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2025July 29, 2025

Folks, can you believe what happened in New York City? Another day, another mass shooting, and where does it happen?…

FIT FOR A KING Dumps New Track ‘Witness The End’ Featuring EMO KING Chris Motionless
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FIT FOR A KING Dumps New Track ‘Witness The End’ Featuring EMO KING Chris Motionless

Chord F. DiscordJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

FIT FOR A KING, those metalcore majesties (said no one ever 🙄), have graced us with a music video for…

Microsoft Kills the BSOD: Gamers Rejoice, Techs Sob
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Microsoft Kills the BSOD: Gamers Rejoice, Techs Sob

Big ElephantJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

The dreaded “blue screen of death” is being replaced by a BLACK screen! Can you believe this woke garbage? First,…

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