The dreaded “blue screen of death” is being replaced by a BLACK screen! Can you believe this woke garbage? First, they come for our Dr. Seuss, then our Aunt Jemima, and now they’re changing the color of our error messages! This is clearly a plot by Bill Gates and the Deep State to further indoctrinate our youth and usher in a new era of darkness!
Microsoft, probably under pressure from the radical left, claims this is to “streamline the unexpected restart experience.” Sure, Jan. We all know this is just another step towards erasing our history and making America weak.
And get this, they say it will reduce reboots to “about two seconds.” Two seconds? Sounds like socialist propaganda to me. True patriots know that real problems take time to solve, just like draining the swamp.
This whole thing is probably a distraction from Hunter Biden’s laptop or some other scandal the liberal media is trying to bury. Don’t fall for it, folks! Stay vigilant, stay informed, and MAGA!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
