Another day, another ridiculous prediction from the liberal media! Gold hits $4,000 an ounce? Yeah right! This is just the Deep State trying to scare everyone into thinking the economy is collapsing so they can usher in their socialist utopia.
Don’t fall for it, folks. Under President Trump’s leadership, our economy is stronger than ever. This is just a bunch of fake news designed to undermine our great nation. Invest in America, not in fear! And remember, gold is for commies and pirates!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
