Johnny Depp is Still Getting Paid to Act in Some Movie About a Guy Named Ebenezer or Whatever Who Cares
**Get ready for the most epic Christmas movie ever, folks! 🎅🏼🎄**. This November, the one and only Johnny Depp is…
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Tom Cruise undergoes extreme transformations because acting skills are overrated apparently
Tom Cruise has been a household name for over 40 years, and in that time, he’s played a wide range…
Johnny Depp Reboots Career in Latest Unnecessary Sequel Day Drinker
Johnny Depp is back, because of course he is. The man has more lives than a cat has lives, and…
Breaking News: Robert Pattinson Trades in Sparkly Vampire Cape for Pedophile Sting Operation in Highly Anticipated Blockbuster To Catch A Predator The Movie Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic movie trailer of the century? 🤣 I mean, who doesn’t…
Oh Joy Another Remake of Dracula Because the World Was Just Missing a Vampire with a Bad Hairdo in Glorious 4K
The most epic news ever: Dracula is back, and he’s still Got It! 💉👻 I mean, who needs a social…
KONAMI dusts off classics for desperate cash grab livestream event
It’s that time again, folks, when our favorite publishers try to convince us that their upcoming games are actually worth…
Dracula Resurrected, Again, Because Money Never Truly Dies
Get ready for another helping of vampire-slaying action, as KONAMI has finally revealed the voice cast for the upcoming title,…
Hollywood Vampires Add 3rd Old Guy To Stage
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious rockstar nostalgia? 🤯 Because HOLLYWOOD VAMPIRES just kicked off their first…
Another Dawnwalker Rehash Because Originality is Overrated
The Blood of Dawnwalker is finally within our grasp, and I’m thrilled to report that it’s everything I hoped it…
Todd Howard Just Watched Blade and Suddenly Bethesda’s Next Vampire Game is Going to be Totally Not a Disaster and Definitely Not a Rehashed Mess with Glorious Glitches and a 500 GB Day One Patch
It’s been a whole three years since Marvel’s Blade was announced, and we’ve finally got an update that’s almost as…