30 Days of Night: Now in 4K Because Your TV Deserves More Vampire Gore in Its Life
Oh great, another re-release of a film that’s older than your grandma’s dentures. This time, it’s “30 Days of Night”…
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John Krasinski Confirms ‘A Quiet Place 3’ Is Coming Summer 2027: Prepare to Shush in Style Again!
Oh look, another “A Quiet Place” sequel is coming because apparently, the world just can’t get enough of people tiptoeing…
2026 BAFTA Game Awards Nominees: The Ones Who Stayed Awake Long Enough to Be Considered
The 22nd BAFTA Game Awards 2026 is rapidly approaching, and we now have access to the full list of nominations.…
DANI FILTH: CRADLE OF FILTH Nears Completion of New Album, Just Needs a Few More Goat Sacrifices and Guitar Solos
Oh look, Dani Filth is happy, surprise, surprise 😏 The gothic metal maestro recently told Australia’s *Heavy* that fans are…
Open World Games So Epic, They’ll Make You Forget You Have a Job in 2026
We all know that on November 19th, the internet will likely break under the weight of Rockstar’s return to Vice…
Oscars 2026 Nominations: See Which Rich People Will Pretend They Don’t Care About Winning
Buckle up, cinephiles and professional award-watchers, because the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences just dropped its annual list…
Deadhead Disco Charges Fans $300 for the Privilege of Sleeping on a Grateful Dead Tribute Band’s Floor
A new kind of trip is coming for the price of a ticket. On Sunday, January 18, 2026, at Audio…
Larian Vows to Keep Divinity’s Concept Art Safe from the AI Art Apocalypse
🚨 BREAKING: Larian Studios Swears They’re Not Secretly Using AI to Draw Elves While We Sleep 🚨 In a stunning…
Kristen Stewart’s The Chronology of Water Gets a New Trailer and It’s Still Not as Wet as Your Tears
🚨BREAKING: Kristen Stewart Ditches Vampires, Becomes Pretentious Auteur in Her Directorial Debut: AKA, How to Make Swimming Look Like a…
The Elder Scrolls Online Announces 2026 Seasonal Model Because Paying for One Expansion Was Clearly Too Easy
🚨 BREAKING: The Elder Scrolls Online Just Dumped Its Entire Identity and Replaced It With a Loot Box Casino 🎰💥…