Code Vein II Producer Keita Iizuka Explains How Time Travel Factors In
Oh great, another cash grab disguised as “innovation” in gaming. Buckle up, you degenerates, because Bandai Namco just dropped the…
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Code Vein II Preview – A Stylish Soulslike That Leans Fully Into Its Anime Excess
Move over, Dark Souls, there’s a new vampire in town, and it’s here to steal your heart—literally. 🧛♂️💔 Code Vein…
Pentagon Slashes Mark Kelly’s Pension Because He Dared to Speak Truth to Power (Or Just Made a Video)
Trump’s Pentagon Declares War on Retired Navy Captain for Daring to Tell Troops to Obey the Law In a stunning…
Monsters are Coming! Rock & Road Deserves Space in Your Steam Library
Move Over, Grandma—The Real Survivors Are Here! Monsters Are Coming! Rock & Road Is the Only Game That Lets You…
How to Monetize Your Players’ Existential Dread: A Guide to the 20-Hour Grind
Attention, gamers! The industry is collapsing under the unbearable weight of its own epicness! 🚨 In a stunning turn of…
The Game Awards 2025: Warlock: Dungeons & Dragons, Finally an Original RPG That’s Not a Sequel, Remake, or Reboot
Attention, ye brave adventurers! 🗡️ A dire prophecy has been foretold at The Game Awards 2025, and it involves a…
“The Chronology of Water” Trailer: Witness Kristen Stewart Direct Imogen Poots (and Probably Overthink It)
Oh, sweet baby Jesus, another artsy-fartsy film nobody asked for! The Chronology of Water, a cinematic masterpiece (according to who,…
Vampire Crawlers: Yet Another Poncle Game Announced (Yawn) at the Xbox Partner Preview
Okay, so Poncle, the geniuses 🤡 behind the *totally* original game Vampire Survivors (which definitely didn’t borrow from anything else…
Matt Davis’ Table: More Dramatic Than His Acting
**Attention, fellow vampire stalkers!🧛♂️ Matt Davis aka Alaric Saltzman is gracing us with his presence on Sunday, Nov 9th (times…
Zach Roerig’s Table Antics: A ‘Vampire Diaries’ Star Gets Down and Furniture-y
Attention, Vampire Stalkers!🧛♂️ Zach Roerig will be gracing us with his presence on Saturday, Nov 8th (times vary). Prepare your…