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Grand Theft Auto VI Latest Updates And Details
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Grand Theft Auto VI Latest Updates And Details

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026

As the November 19th release of Grand Theft Auto VI approaches, the floodgates have opened on details for arguably the…

Disney Buys Pokémon Because You Clearly Needed More Franchises
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Disney Buys Pokémon Because You Clearly Needed More Franchises

FinnAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Pokémon is coming to Disney+, because of course it is. The massively popular multimedia franchise has struck a “global distribution…

Grand Theft Auto VI Details Revealed in Extended First Look
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Grand Theft Auto VI Details Revealed in Extended First Look

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2026

Netflix has premiered an “extended look” at Grand Theft Auto VI, which arrived several hours before the clip drops on…

Because the world was missing a Golden Axe animated series apparently
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Because the world was missing a Golden Axe animated series apparently

FinnAugust 20, 2026August 21, 2026

Fans of the old school Sega Genesis will feel a tinge of nostalgia somewhere in the back of their brains…

Gaming Genius Strikes Again: Fortnite Arcade Mode ώ
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Gaming Genius Strikes Again: Fortnite Arcade Mode ώ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

In a move that’s equal parts genius and desperation, Epic Games is bringing an arcade to Battle Island in Fortnite…

Army Offers Grand Theft Auto VI As Reenlistment Perk
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Army Offers Grand Theft Auto VI As Reenlistment Perk

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2026

A US Army unit in Georgia is offering temporary access to the highly-anticipated Grand Theft Auto VI as a reenlistment…

Iranians Charged With Hacking Because That’s Just What They Do Apparently
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Iranians Charged With Hacking Because That’s Just What They Do Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US Justice Department has charged eight Iranians for their alleged…

Actress Hayden Panettiere Dead at 36 Leaving Heroes Fans Heartbroken Suddenly
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Actress Hayden Panettiere Dead at 36 Leaving Heroes Fans Heartbroken Suddenly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Well, it looks like another celebrity has left us far too soon, and I’m not just talking about the latest…

Take Two CEO Shrugs Off Grand Theft Auto VI Disc Shortage Concerns
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Take Two CEO Shrugs Off Grand Theft Auto VI Disc Shortage Concerns

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

Strauss Zelnick, CEO of Rockstar Games parent company Take-Two, has dismissively brushed off questions about the digital-only release of Grand…

Trent Reznor Marks Quake 30th Anniversary with NIN Merch Surprise
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Trent Reznor Marks Quake 30th Anniversary with NIN Merch Surprise

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

Nine Inch Nails mastermind Trent Reznor helped celebrate the 30th anniversary of Quake with a surprise merchandise drop as well…

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