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BRUCE DICKINSON On His Next Solo Album: ‘We Did 16 Tracks In 21 Days, All 100 Percent Live, No Sleep, No Food, Just Pure Unadulterated Genius and Possibly a Few Miracles’
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BRUCE DICKINSON On His Next Solo Album: ‘We Did 16 Tracks In 21 Days, All 100 Percent Live, No Sleep, No Food, Just Pure Unadulterated Genius and Possibly a Few Miracles’

Chord F. DiscordApril 30, 2026April 30, 2026

Breaking news: IRON MAIDEN’s Bruce Dickinson is still alive and kicking, despite having two metal hips and a busted Achilles…

PEAK Team Suddenly Decides to be Nice and Supports Make-A-Wish Because Who Needs Profits Anyway with a Totally Not Desperate Limited-Time Game Collection
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PEAK Team Suddenly Decides to be Nice and Supports Make-A-Wish Because Who Needs Profits Anyway with a Totally Not Desperate Limited-Time Game Collection

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2026April 28, 2026

Oh great, another opportunity for gamers to feel good about themselves while playing video games 🙄. The team behind the…

ZAKK WYLDE’s Super Obvious And Not At All Groundbreaking Advice To Young Musicians: ‘Duh Play Music You Actually Like’ And ‘For The Love Of All Things Holy Dont Be A Poser’
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ZAKK WYLDE’s Super Obvious And Not At All Groundbreaking Advice To Young Musicians: ‘Duh Play Music You Actually Like’ And ‘For The Love Of All Things Holy Dont Be A Poser’

Chord F. DiscordApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

So, you want to be a rockstar, huh? 🤟 Well, let me tell you, it’s not all groupies and sold-out…

TESTAMENT Embarks On Quest To Thrash The Titans And Possibly Their Ears And Livers On Their Totally Not A Midlife Crisis Tour Of 2026
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TESTAMENT Embarks On Quest To Thrash The Titans And Possibly Their Ears And Livers On Their Totally Not A Midlife Crisis Tour Of 2026

Chord F. DiscordApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

Breaking news, folks! 🚨 The most epic tour of the year has finally kicked off, and we’re not talking about…

Oh Joy Another Beloved Childhood Classic Is About to Be Ruined by a Soulless Live-Action Remake of FernGully Because What the World Really Needed Was a Reboot of a Movie About a Fairy and a Human Who Fall in Love in the Rainforest
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Oh Joy Another Beloved Childhood Classic Is About to Be Ruined by a Soulless Live-Action Remake of FernGully Because What the World Really Needed Was a Reboot of a Movie About a Fairy and a Human Who Fall in Love in the Rainforest

FinnApril 17, 2026April 17, 2026

Breaking news: The Amazon rainforest might not be the last one after all, because Amazon MGM is remaking FernGully: The…

BEACN Invents Totally Not Overpriced Or Obsolete Voice-First Headset That You Definitely Need In Your Life Because Everything Else Is Just So Last Season, Coming This Spring 2026 To Drain Your Wallet
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BEACN Invents Totally Not Overpriced Or Obsolete Voice-First Headset That You Definitely Need In Your Life Because Everything Else Is Just So Last Season, Coming This Spring 2026 To Drain Your Wallet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

🎧👂 BEACN just announced their brand new premium wireless headset, because who doesn’t need another expensive gadget to add to…

State of Decay 3 Closed Alpha Announced Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough Zombie Apocalypse Stress in Your Life Yet
Breaking News: State of Decay 3 Closed Alpha Test Announced, Because You've All Been Waiting Patiently for Like, Forever 🤣
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State of Decay 3 Closed Alpha Announced Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough Zombie Apocalypse Stress in Your Life Yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 6, 2026April 6, 2026

This past weekend was a real treat for State of Decay fans, and by “treat,” I mean they finally got…

Sonic the Hedgehog 4 Teaser Brings Chaos Emeralds And A Year Countdown – Because Waiting Another Year Is Totally What We Needed
Sonic the Hedgehog 4 Teaser: Because We Clearly Didn't Have Enough Blurry Flashbacks of Shiny Rocks
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Sonic the Hedgehog 4 Teaser Brings Chaos Emeralds And A Year Countdown – Because Waiting Another Year Is Totally What We Needed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 19, 2026March 19, 2026

Following in its predecessor’s footsteps, Sonic the Hedgehog 4 released a painfully brief teaser today showcasing what could show up…

Blood of the Wolf Man – Joshua Williamson and Leomacs Try Not to Get Eaten by Universal’s Latest Monster Mash
Universal Monsters: Blood of the Wolf Man #1 - Because Nothing Says "Fresh Take" Like 1970s Nostalgia
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Blood of the Wolf Man – Joshua Williamson and Leomacs Try Not to Get Eaten by Universal’s Latest Monster Mash

FinnMarch 16, 2026March 16, 2026

Skybound Entertainment and Image Comics, in partnership with Universal Products & Experiences, today announced Universal Monsters: Blood of the Wolf…

2026 BAFTA Game Awards Nominees: The Ones Who Stayed Awake Long Enough to Be Considered
BAFTA 2026 Game Awards Nominations: The Gaming World Holds Its Breath (Or Maybe Just Its Stomach)
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2026 BAFTA Game Awards Nominees: The Ones Who Stayed Awake Long Enough to Be Considered

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 12, 2026March 12, 2026

The 22nd BAFTA Game Awards 2026 is rapidly approaching, and we now have access to the full list of nominations.…

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