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WITHIN TEMPTATION and SMASH INTO PIECES Somehow Manage to Not Explode During ‘Somebody Like You’ Video
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WITHIN TEMPTATION and SMASH INTO PIECES Somehow Manage to Not Explode During ‘Somebody Like You’ Video

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 15, 2026January 15, 2026

Step right up, music lovers, and witness the symphonic miracle! 🎭 Your favorite symphonic metal overlords, WITHIN TEMPTATION, have decided…

Former Great White Hopefuls Release Video for ‘Rockin’ Like The 80’s’ Because Apparently 2024 Is The New 1987
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Former Great White Hopefuls Release Video for ‘Rockin’ Like The 80’s’ Because Apparently 2024 Is The New 1987

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 15, 2026January 15, 2026

Hold onto your hairspray and dust off that old Spandex, because the 80s hair metal ghost-riding train just left the…

Sophie Turner Spotted Searching For Lost Sequel While Dressed As Lara Croft As Prime Video Desperately Hopes You Forgot About Those Last Movies
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Sophie Turner Spotted Searching For Lost Sequel While Dressed As Lara Croft As Prime Video Desperately Hopes You Forgot About Those Last Movies

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 15, 2026January 15, 2026

🚨BREAKING NEWS, GAMERS & NON-BELIEVERS! 🚨 The internet has officially melted down because Prime Video just dropped the first image…

‘God of War’ TV Series Finally Finds Someone Angry Enough to Play Kratos (It’s Some Dude From ‘The Santa Clarita Diet’)
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‘God of War’ TV Series Finally Finds Someone Angry Enough to Play Kratos (It’s Some Dude From ‘The Santa Clarita Diet’)

FinnJanuary 14, 2026January 14, 2026

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: It only took them the entire Age of the Ancients, a few cycles of Ragnarok, and probably…

Watch Priyanka Chopra Jonas & Karl Urban Try to Act in The Bluff Trailer
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Watch Priyanka Chopra Jonas & Karl Urban Try to Act in The Bluff Trailer

FinnJanuary 14, 2026January 14, 2026

Hold onto your tricorn hats and prepare your most dramatic gasps, because Hollywood has apparently decided that the Cayman Islands…

A Russian man drank a bottle of moonshine in 37 seconds
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A Russian man drank a bottle of moonshine in 37 seconds

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 14, 2026

Could you do that? Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Jackie Chan practically invented parkour 😭
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Jackie Chan practically invented parkour 😭

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 14, 2026

The man has broken every bone in his body twice just to make sure we weren’t bored on a Saturday…

Lee Cronin’s The Mummy Gets a Teaser So New It Forgot to Reanimate
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Lee Cronin’s The Mummy Gets a Teaser So New It Forgot to Reanimate

FinnJanuary 14, 2026January 14, 2026

Oh, fantastic, another reboot! 🎉 Just what the cinematic universe desperately needed: LEE CRONIN’S THE MUMMY, because clearly, we have…

Loyal customers buy donuts in bulk at 5 AM every day
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Loyal customers buy donuts in bulk at 5 AM every day

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 13, 2026

So the owner can care for his ill wife Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Priyanka Chopra Jonas and Karl Urban Team Up in The Bluff – Because Apparently We Needed More Plot Twists
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Priyanka Chopra Jonas and Karl Urban Team Up in The Bluff – Because Apparently We Needed More Plot Twists

FinnJanuary 12, 2026January 12, 2026

Hold onto your rum and don’t spill the grog, because Priyanka Chopra Jonas is trading in her red-carpet gowns for…

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