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Municipal Waste in Charlotte, NC (10/22/2025)
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Municipal Waste in Charlotte, NC (10/22/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 23, 2025

Thrash Metal/Crossover from Richmond, Virginia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Full of Hell in Charlotte, NC (10/22/2025)
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Full of Hell in Charlotte, NC (10/22/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 23, 2025

Death Metal/Noise from Ocean City, Maryland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Fulci in Charlotte, NC (10/22/2025)
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Fulci in Charlotte, NC (10/22/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 23, 2025

Brutal Death Metal from Italy Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Bad Omens Drops New Emo Anthem ‘Dying To Love’ (Cringe Alert)
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Bad Omens Drops New Emo Anthem ‘Dying To Love’ (Cringe Alert)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

OMG 🙄, BAD OMENS, the band that thinks screaming is singing 🎤, just dropped another “banger” called “Dying To Love”.…

Darkseid Did Nothing Wrong: A Defense of the Benevolent Ruler of Apokolips in the New DCU
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Darkseid Did Nothing Wrong: A Defense of the Benevolent Ruler of Apokolips in the New DCU

FinnOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

😂Oh noes! 😱Darkseid, the big baddie of all big baddies, the guy who makes Thanos look like a fluffy bunny🐰,…

Duff McKagan on Iggy Pop: “No Duh, He’s the Real Deal (Unlike My Hair Dye)”
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Duff McKagan on Iggy Pop: “No Duh, He’s the Real Deal (Unlike My Hair Dye)”

Chord F. DiscordOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

DUFF MCKAGAN, the bassist from that band your mom likes, GUNS N’ ROSES (yeah, them), decided to grace us with…

Iron Maiden’s Adrian Smith Says Replacing Nicko McBrain with a Drum Machine Would Still Be More Human Than Simon Dawson
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Iron Maiden’s Adrian Smith Says Replacing Nicko McBrain with a Drum Machine Would Still Be More Human Than Simon Dawson

Chord F. DiscordOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

Adrian Smith, axe-wielder of IRON MAIDEN (or as I like to call them, Iron Mediocre), recently yapped to some German…

Biden Nukes Cancer with Rays, Still Kicking Strong
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Biden Nukes Cancer with Rays, Still Kicking Strong

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

Old Joe’s Still Kicking…Probably Just to Further the Socialist Agenda! The failing CNN reports that Prostate Joe, I mean, Biden,…

Behold: DARK TRANQUILLITY Butchers AT THE GATES’ ‘Blinded By Fear’ In Gothenburg As A Dubious Tribute To TOMAS ‘TOMPA’ LINDBERG
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Behold: DARK TRANQUILLITY Butchers AT THE GATES’ ‘Blinded By Fear’ In Gothenburg As A Dubious Tribute To TOMAS ‘TOMPA’ LINDBERG

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

OMG 😱😱😱! Swedish metallers DARK TRANQUILLITY, probably bored out of their minds 😴, decided to “pay tribute” (read: shamelessly leech…

Ninja Gaiden 4: Finally, A Game Where You Can Slice Dudes With A Guinness-Branded Katana
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Ninja Gaiden 4: Finally, A Game Where You Can Slice Dudes With A Guinness-Branded Katana

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

OMG! 🤯 Did you hear about the groundbreaking, earth-shattering, mind-numbingly brilliant marketing stunt Xbox, Koei Tecmo, and Team Ninja pulled…

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