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Alter Bridge’s “Silent Divide” Video: Prepare to Be Mildly Diverted from Your Daily Grind
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Alter Bridge’s “Silent Divide” Video: Prepare to Be Mildly Diverted from Your Daily Grind

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

Oh joy, oh rapture! 🥳 Those purveyors of generic rock anthems, 🎸ALTER BRIDGE🎸, are back with a new album and…

‘Call of Duty’ Movie Incoming: Prepare for Peak Cinema
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‘Call of Duty’ Movie Incoming: Prepare for Peak Cinema

FinnSeptember 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Oh, great, another 💩Call of Duty movie is being forced upon us by the cinematic overlords at Paramount. Because what…

System of a Down in Chicago, Il (09/01/2025)
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System of a Down in Chicago, Il (09/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 2, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

Avenged Sevenfold in Chicago, Il (09/01/2025)
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Avenged Sevenfold in Chicago, Il (09/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 2, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

Polyphia in Chicago, Il (09/01/2025)
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Polyphia in Chicago, Il (09/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

Wisp in Chicago, Il (09/01/2025)
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Wisp in Chicago, Il (09/01/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports…

SNOT Aims to Drop New Full-Length Album in 2026: Because Apparently, the World Needs More ‘Funky Punk Attitude’
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SNOT Aims to Drop New Full-Length Album in 2026: Because Apparently, the World Needs More ‘Funky Punk Attitude’

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 1, 2025September 1, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with Ore Bihovsky from TotalRock’s riveting “Louder” radio show, SNOT guitarist and resident genius Mikey Doling…

Walt Disney World’s Groundbreaking Innovations: A Starlight Parade and a Pirate-Themed Bar
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Walt Disney World’s Groundbreaking Innovations: A Starlight Parade and a Pirate-Themed Bar

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2025August 31, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups 💅, because Walt Disney World decided to throw a party 🎉 and invited CGM (whoever they…

The Target Shoots First? More Like The Target Misses Completely (1999), Brought To You By People Who Didn’t Watch It
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The Target Shoots First? More Like The Target Misses Completely (1999), Brought To You By People Who Didn’t Watch It

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2025

**T.A.P.E.’s Home Video Day 2025 🤪– Music Edition CLOSES with a screening of “THE TARGET SHOOTS FIRST” (1999)!** Wilcha, armed…

Dying Light’s Daddy’s Home: Tymon’s Back and Bringing the Beatdowns
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Dying Light’s Daddy’s Home: Tymon’s Back and Bringing the Beatdowns

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 30, 2025August 30, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round! Dying Light is back, promising more of that rooftop parkour that you totally didn’t rage-quit on…

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