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Breaking News: Two Guys You Barely Remember From Anthrax Sing A Song You’ve Heard A Million Times
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Breaking News: Two Guys You Barely Remember From Anthrax Sing A Song You’ve Heard A Million Times

Chord F. DiscordMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

OMG! 😱 You will NOT believe what happened! Former ANTHRAX singers John Bush (you know, the guy who WASN’T Joey…

Oh GREAT, Another ‘Gears of War’ Movie, Just What the World Needed
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Oh GREAT, Another ‘Gears of War’ Movie, Just What the World Needed

FinnMay 20, 2025May 21, 2025

Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), is STILL trying to make a β€˜Gears of War’ movie happen. πŸ™„…

Bill Ward’s Back on the Airwaves? Oh, Joy
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Bill Ward’s Back on the Airwaves? Oh, Joy

Chord F. DiscordMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

So, apparently, Bill Ward, yes, THAT Bill Ward, the one who wasn’t quite up to snuff for the “final” Sabbath…

Katatonia Drops New Emo Anthem “Temporal” From Their Album So Depressing It Makes NyQuil Look Like a Rave πŸŽ‰πŸ˜΄.
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Katatonia Drops New Emo Anthem “Temporal” From Their Album So Depressing It Makes NyQuil Look Like a Rave πŸŽ‰πŸ˜΄.

Chord F. DiscordMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

OMG! 😱 Sweden’s gloom merchants, KATATONIA, are BACK! And by “back,” I mean they’re releasing MORE music designed to make…

Honkai: Star Rail Adds *Another* Healer and DPS? 😴 Guess they ran out of creative juices and just hit “copy-paste” with extra sparkles ✨ in Version 3.3.
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Honkai: Star Rail Adds *Another* Healer and DPS? 😴 Guess they ran out of creative juices and just hit “copy-paste” with extra sparkles ✨ in Version 3.3.

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! πŸŽ‰ Hoyoverse, those benevolent overlords of our gacha-fueled dreams (and nightmares πŸ’Έ), have graced…

Jinjer at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/16/2025)
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Jinjer at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/16/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 19, 2025

Ukrainian heavy metal band from Donetsk!

Korn at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/18/2025)
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Korn at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/18/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 19, 2025

American nu metal band from Bakersfield, California!

Korn at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/18/2025)
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Korn at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/18/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 19, 2025

American nu metal band from Bakersfield, California!

Marilyn Manson at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/18/2025)
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Marilyn Manson at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/18/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 19, 2025

Shock rock from South Florida!

Mudvayne at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/18/2025)
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Mudvayne at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/18/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 19, 2025

American nu metal from Peoria, Illinois!

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