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Floor Jansen Butchers Metallica Classic With Bunch Of Sailors
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Floor Jansen Butchers Metallica Classic With Bunch Of Sailors

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! πŸŽ‰ NIGHTWISH singer Floor Jansen just performed with the Marine Band Of…

Politician Makes Video Go Viral Somehow With Bae
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Politician Makes Video Go Viral Somehow With Bae

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Sen. Jon Ossoff’s latest move. He invoked President Trump’s “travel with Natalie”…

Another DC Reboot No One Asked For Gets Meticulously Overanalyzed Already
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Another DC Reboot No One Asked For Gets Meticulously Overanalyzed Already

FinnAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

The people behind the new HBO Max series Lanterns are clearly trying to make it accessible to a broad audience,…

Iranians Charged With Hacking Because That’s Just What They Do Apparently
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Iranians Charged With Hacking Because That’s Just What They Do Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US Justice Department has charged eight Iranians for their alleged…

Remembering Frank Beard, drummer of boogie rock trio ZZ Top
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Remembering Frank Beard, drummer of boogie rock trio ZZ Top

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

Frank Beard, ZZ Top’s Hard-Shuffling Drummer, Dead at 77 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Old Games Better Than Most Modern Cash Grabs Anyway
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Old Games Better Than Most Modern Cash Grabs Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

Retro arcade games are the life of the party, and I’m not just saying that because I’ve spent countless hours…

Disney Sues Trump’s FCC For Being Too On Brand
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Disney Sues Trump’s FCC For Being Too On Brand

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Disney is taking the Trump administration to court over its…

Actress Hayden Panettiere Dead at 36 Leaving Heroes Fans Heartbroken Suddenly
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Actress Hayden Panettiere Dead at 36 Leaving Heroes Fans Heartbroken Suddenly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Well, it looks like another celebrity has left us far too soon, and I’m not just talking about the latest…

RIKKI ROCKETT still playing same old songs because bills dont pay themselves
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RIKKI ROCKETT still playing same old songs because bills dont pay themselves

Chord F. DiscordAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some totally-not-desperate attempts to cling to the past? πŸ™„ Because I’ve got some…

Primus recruits Death Angel vocalist because why not
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Primus recruits Death Angel vocalist because why not

Chord F. DiscordAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🀯 I just found out that Mark Osegueda, the vocalist…

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