Mass Effect Showrunner Suddenly Develops Amnesia and Forgets Entire Rewriting Process to Appease Clueless Non Gamers
Breaking news, folks: the Mass Effect TV series is not going to be a total disaster after all 🚀👽. We…
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ZAKK WYLDE’s Super Obvious And Not At All Groundbreaking Advice To Young Musicians: ‘Duh Play Music You Actually Like’ And ‘For The Love Of All Things Holy Dont Be A Poser’
So, you want to be a rockstar, huh? 🤟 Well, let me tell you, it’s not all groupies and sold-out…
TESTAMENT Embarks On Quest To Thrash The Titans And Possibly Their Ears And Livers On Their Totally Not A Midlife Crisis Tour Of 2026
Breaking news, folks! 🚨 The most epic tour of the year has finally kicked off, and we’re not talking about…
She's the whole reason he drinks Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
SCORPIONS’ April 2026 Tour Of India Canceled Because Klaus Meine Finally Realized He’s Older Than The Taj Mahal
Oh no, the SCORPIONS have canceled their India tour 🎸🇮🇳, and we’re all just devastated 😱. The tour organizers, BookMyShow,…
A man can’t tie his shoes?
Some people really move through life with a staggering amount of confidence Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…
Radio Dead End: Vol. 2 — Swedish Death Metal: The Sound of Eternal Rot 📻🇸🇪🤘
«Dead men tell no tales, but they sure as hell scream.» 💀😱 Radio Dead End: Vol. 2 is officially live!…
To get drunk and stoned at the same time… now that’s the life!
He adjusts his speed based off his competition. A true professional Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…
Oh Joy Another Beloved Childhood Classic Is About to Be Ruined by a Soulless Live-Action Remake of FernGully Because What the World Really Needed Was a Reboot of a Movie About a Fairy and a Human Who Fall in Love in the Rainforest
Breaking news: The Amazon rainforest might not be the last one after all, because Amazon MGM is remaking FernGully: The…
Kublai Khan TX in Raleigh, NC (04/16/2026)
American metalcore from Sherman, Texas! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…