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Gooning probably feels like playing Five Nights at Freddy’s in real life
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Gooning probably feels like playing Five Nights at Freddy’s in real life

Chuck B. BallsyApril 2, 2026

Just dangle some windchimes like a good old fashioned convenience store Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

The launch of the Artemis rocket was shot from a flying aircraft
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The launch of the Artemis rocket was shot from a flying aircraft

Chuck B. BallsyApril 1, 2026

RIP to everyone who sat on the left side of the plane Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

UDO DIRKSCHNEIDER Literally Begs You to Film His Entire Show on Your Phone So He Can Finally Get Some Decent Footage for His Next Concert DVD
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UDO DIRKSCHNEIDER Literally Begs You to Film His Entire Show on Your Phone So He Can Finally Get Some Decent Footage for His Next Concert DVD

Chord F. DiscordApril 1, 2026April 1, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture! The metal gods have spoken, and they’re sick of your phone-taking, video-recording, utterly-absent-from-the-moment nonsense 🤦‍♂️! In…

Norwegians Slomosa in Greensboro: Tuesday Near-Sellout and Political Manifestos
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Norwegians Slomosa in Greensboro: Tuesday Near-Sellout and Political Manifestos

Chuck B. BallsyApril 1, 2026

The Norwegians Slomosa hit Greensboro, NC, as part of their first-ever US tour. Though the band has been around for…

The most legendary gas station pov of all time 😂
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The most legendary gas station pov of all time 😂

Chuck B. BallsyApril 1, 2026

"Please pull a wallet" lmaoooo Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Slomosa in Greensboro, NC (03/31/2026)
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Slomosa in Greensboro, NC (03/31/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 1, 2026

Stoner Rock/Metal from Norway Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

The Mainliners in Greensboro, NC (03/31/2026)
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The Mainliners in Greensboro, NC (03/31/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 1, 2026

Pop-punk from Hollywood, CA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Oh Joy Another Remake Of A Childhood Classic To Ruin Our Memories He Man and Skeletor Are Back To Reenact The Same Old Battle Weve Seen A Million Times
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Oh Joy Another Remake Of A Childhood Classic To Ruin Our Memories He Man and Skeletor Are Back To Reenact The Same Old Battle Weve Seen A Million Times

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 31, 2026March 31, 2026

Breaking News: The Most Epic Battle of Good vs. Evil is Coming to a Theater Near You! 🎥👊 Amazon MGM…

Anyone for whom history does not come first is an enemy of the state
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Anyone for whom history does not come first is an enemy of the state

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 31, 2026

Nothing comes close to studying history. Knowing how we got to this point is a blessing to have Chuck B.…

Oh Joy Another Masterful Master of the Universe Trailer to Fuel Our Endless Nostalgia and Disappointment
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Oh Joy Another Masterful Master of the Universe Trailer to Fuel Our Endless Nostalgia and Disappointment

FinnMarch 31, 2026March 31, 2026

The most epic battle of all time is coming, and by epic, I mean cringeworthy 🙄. Masters of the Universe…

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