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FEAR FACTORY somehow still exists and has new singer guy
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FEAR FACTORY somehow still exists and has new singer guy

Chord F. DiscordAugust 29, 2026August 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 FEAR FACTORY just dropped a new single, “Roboticist”, and it’s like,…

TWISTED SISTER Replaces Dee Snider With Guy Who Still Uses Aqua Net
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TWISTED SISTER Replaces Dee Snider With Guy Who Still Uses Aqua Net

Chord F. DiscordAugust 29, 2026August 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 TWISTED SISTER just played their first concert with Sebastian Bach on…

Disney Buys Pokémon Because You Clearly Needed More Franchises
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Disney Buys Pokémon Because You Clearly Needed More Franchises

FinnAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Pokémon is coming to Disney+, because of course it is. The massively popular multimedia franchise has struck a “global distribution…

Clutch blesses us with another song to play at our impending midlife crises
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Clutch blesses us with another song to play at our impending midlife crises

Chord F. DiscordAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that’s been a long time coming? 🤯 CLUTCH has finally released…

Cult Survivors Gamble Sanity on Bizarre JOIN US Reenactment
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Cult Survivors Gamble Sanity on Bizarre JOIN US Reenactment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Because what’s more fun than playing a cult simulator game with actual ex-cult members, right? Wolf Haus Games, the developers…

Primal Fear still exists somehow
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Primal Fear still exists somehow

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 28, 2026

OMG, you guys, power metal veterans PRIMAL FEAR are back with a new album, “Shadowriders”, and I’m literally shaking with…

The View somehow still has viewers so Karoline Leavitt is on
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The View somehow still has viewers so Karoline Leavitt is on

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Karoline Leavitt, the outgoing White House press secretary, and her potential appearance…

Comeback Kid still exists somehow
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Comeback Kid still exists somehow

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! Canadian hardcore heroes COMEBACK KID have just announced their new album, “Chosen…

THIS HORROR FARM IS INSANE 😈 | Woods of Terror
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THIS HORROR FARM IS INSANE 😈 | Woods of Terror

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 27, 2026

Would YOU make it through Woods of Terror? 😈 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

More Soulless Cash Grabs Hit Streaming Services This Weekend
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More Soulless Cash Grabs Hit Streaming Services This Weekend

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 27, 2026

Another week, another deluge of new movies streaming into our lives, because what we really needed was more content to…

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