Brent Hinds Still Alive But Mastodon Members Already Mourning His Eventual Death
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some emotional rollercoaster? Because MASTODON just dropped a 35-minute video talking about their…
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Alex Skolnick trades shredding for smooth jazz to annoy neighbors with solo album inspired book
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 TESTAMENT’s Alex Skolnick has just released a new instructional guide, because…
Platner’s Campaign Quietly Folding Like a Cheap Lawn Chair
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Graham Platner, the Senate candidate from…
Taylor Momsen Trades Rock Cred For Coffee Shop Gig At Amoeba Records
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some acoustic greatness? 🤯 I just got my hands on the video of…
Houston Authorities Confirm Immigration Agent Totally Not Overreacted Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A US Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer shot and killed a…
Agent Smith Meets a Metalhead
Black shirts. Hot weather. No regrets. Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
ASIA somehow still exists and made another album called Indigo
Breaking News: ASIA is Back, Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Prog Rock in Your Life 🙄 In a shocking…
Amy Lee haunted by one hit wonder demons 20 years later
Breaking News: Amy Lee Reveals the Dark Secret Behind “Bring Me To Life” and We’re Shocked, SHOCKED! 🤯 In a…
Graham Platner Mulls Exit Amid Mounting Pressure
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Maine Senate race, and folks, it’s a doozy.…
Microsoft Liberates 4800 Employees From Their Paychecks Immediately
Oh boy, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Microsoft is laying off about 4,800 employees, which is…