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Navy Sends Mark Kelly a Participation Trophy for Best Improv in the ‘Oops I Illegally Ordered Something’ Skit
Leftist Senator Mark Kelly's Sedition Circus Reaches New Heights as Navy Mulls Punishment for Treasonous 'Refuse Illegal Orders' Video
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Navy Sends Mark Kelly a Participation Trophy for Best Improv in the ‘Oops I Illegally Ordered Something’ Skit

Big ElephantDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

In a stunning display of Democratic double standards, the US Navy has reportedly handed over “recommendations” on how to punish…

Sludge Metal Legends Whores.! Destroy a Packed Snug Harbor (Live Dec 10)
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Sludge Metal Legends Whores.! Destroy a Packed Snug Harbor (Live Dec 10)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 11, 2025

December 10th was a massive night for the Charlotte underground. Snug Harbor was packed to the rafters—shoulder to shoulder with…

Disney Gives OpenAI the Keys to Its Character Closet in a Billion-Dollar Handoff
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Disney Gives OpenAI the Keys to Its Character Closet in a Billion-Dollar Handoff

FinnDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

Hold onto your mouse ears, folks — Disney just sold its soul to the AI devil for a measly $1…

Disney and OpenAI Just Made A Deal To Make Sora Into The Next Mickey Mouse
🚨 BREAKING: Disney Just Sold Its Soul to OpenAI for $1 Billion and a High-Five from Sam Altman 🙌💸
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Disney and OpenAI Just Made A Deal To Make Sora Into The Next Mickey Mouse

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

In a move that has sent shockwaves through the entertainment industry (and probably a few existential crises through the animatronic…

Whores. in Charlotte, NC (12/10/2025)
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Whores. in Charlotte, NC (12/10/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 11, 2025

Noise rock/sludge metal from Atlanta, Georgia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

King Cackle in Charlotte, NC (12/10/2025)
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King Cackle in Charlotte, NC (12/10/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 11, 2025

Dirty Pirate Blues from Charlotte, NC. Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Mindvac in Charlotte, NC (12/10/2025)
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Mindvac in Charlotte, NC (12/10/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 11, 2025

Metal trio from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Ex-JOURNEY’s Steve Perry Opens Up His Magical Closet of Nostalgia for Holiday Charity Auction (No, You Can’t Bid on His Sweaters)
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Ex-JOURNEY’s Steve Perry Opens Up His Magical Closet of Nostalgia for Holiday Charity Auction (No, You Can’t Bid on His Sweaters)

Chord F. DiscordDecember 10, 2025December 10, 2025

Move Over, Santa! Steve Perry Is Coming To Town With A Holiday Auction That’ll Make You Sell Your Soul (And…

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Chuck B. BallsyDecember 8, 2025

German heavy metal from from Solingen Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Accept in Charles Town, West Virginia (12/06/2025)
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Accept in Charles Town, West Virginia (12/06/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 8, 2025

German heavy metal from from Solingen Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

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