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HAKEN Fires Guitarist and Bassist for Not Being Able to Play While Juggling
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HAKEN Fires Guitarist and Bassist for Not Being Able to Play While Juggling

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 5, 2026January 5, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: HAKEN LOSES TWO MEMBERS, GAINS TWO MORE EXCUSES TO REWRITE THEIR SETLIST 🚨 😱🎸 In a move that…

EXTREME Finally Decides to Make Another Album (Yes, They’re Still a Thing)
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EXTREME Finally Decides to Make Another Album (Yes, They’re Still a Thing)

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 5, 2026January 5, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: EXTREME ANNOUNCES SEVENTH ALBUM AFTER ONLY 3 YEARS OF SILENCE (A RECORD FOR THEM) 🚨 In a shocking…

Pentagon Slashes Mark Kelly’s Pension Because He Dared to Speak Truth to Power (Or Just Made a Video)
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Pentagon Slashes Mark Kelly’s Pension Because He Dared to Speak Truth to Power (Or Just Made a Video)

Big ElephantJanuary 5, 2026January 5, 2026

Trump’s Pentagon Declares War on Retired Navy Captain for Daring to Tell Troops to Obey the Law In a stunning…

John Wick and Saw Games In Development, Confirmed By Lionsgate – Because Apparently Video Games Still Exist
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John Wick and Saw Games In Development, Confirmed By Lionsgate – Because Apparently Video Games Still Exist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 4, 2026January 4, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Lionsgate Announces New John Wick and Saw Games, Because Apparently We Need More Ways to Die in Virtual…

The honey can NOT be that worth it bro 😭
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The honey can NOT be that worth it bro 😭

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 4, 2026

To think this is the length they go for honey 🤯 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

This is one of the most accurate portrayals of ADHD ever shown on TV
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This is one of the most accurate portrayals of ADHD ever shown on TV

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 4, 2026

Bruuuh the fact I got distracted while watching this… Adhdception! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…

LEFT TO DIE Says Talked About Making Music: ‘That Would Be Great’ Says RICK ROZZ
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LEFT TO DIE Says Talked About Making Music: ‘That Would Be Great’ Says RICK ROZZ

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 4, 2026January 4, 2026

Oh, you didn’t know? Death metal’s back, and it’s brought a casket of nostalgia, a few riffs, and absolutely zero…

Minneapolis Somalis Say They’re Being Harassed, Threatened and Forced Out of Empty Businesses After Fraud Allegations Video
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Minneapolis Somalis Say They’re Being Harassed, Threatened and Forced Out of Empty Businesses After Fraud Allegations Video

Big ElephantJanuary 4, 2026January 4, 2026

Oh, the Left’s new favorite victim: innocent Somali business owners in Minnesota, who’ve suddenly become the target of a nationwide…

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Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

So which came first the egg or the chicken? Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Filling the pool on a private yacht…
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Filling the pool on a private yacht…

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 2, 2026

Looks good bro 😩 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

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