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XANDRIA Finally Decides to Release Some Actual Music Instead of Just Reheating the Same Old Power Ballads for the 12 People Who Still Listen to Symphonic Metal ‘Colours’ Single Dropping Like a Hot Potato From Upcoming ‘Eclipse’ Album Because Who Needs a Social Life Anyway
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XANDRIA Finally Decides to Release Some Actual Music Instead of Just Reheating the Same Old Power Ballads for the 12 People Who Still Listen to Symphonic Metal ‘Colours’ Single Dropping Like a Hot Potato From Upcoming ‘Eclipse’ Album Because Who Needs a Social Life Anyway

Chord F. DiscordJune 2, 2026June 2, 2026

πŸŽΈπŸ‘€ Get ready for the most epic symphonic metal album of the century! 🎢πŸ”₯ German symphonic metallers XANDRIA will release…

When Jim Carrey joins Billy Corgan πŸŽƒ
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When Jim Carrey joins Billy Corgan πŸŽƒ

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2026

Billy Corgan hates this Edit! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

Oh Joy Another Roguelike Because We Were All Just Sitting Around Twiddling Our Thumbs Waiting For Chivalware To Save The Genre
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Oh Joy Another Roguelike Because We Were All Just Sitting Around Twiddling Our Thumbs Waiting For Chivalware To Save The Genre

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 1, 2026June 1, 2026

The roguelike genre has finally been saved by Chivalware, and I’m not being sarcastic at all πŸ˜‚. I mean, who…

Computex 2026: AMD Throws a Party for Ancient AM4 Tech and Slaps a Cheap Sticker on New Stuff to Make You Feel Better About Buying Last Year’s Rejects
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Computex 2026: AMD Throws a Party for Ancient AM4 Tech and Slaps a Cheap Sticker on New Stuff to Make You Feel Better About Buying Last Year’s Rejects

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 31, 2026May 31, 2026

Wow, what a blast from the past! πŸŽ‰ AMD is bringing back the good old Ryzen 7 5800X3D, because who…

When the bassist insists on doing vocals too 🎀
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When the bassist insists on doing vocals too 🎀

Chuck B. BallsyMay 31, 2026

"Trust me bro, I can sing." Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

The Silence of the Rock Bartender πŸ’€
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The Silence of the Rock Bartender πŸ’€

Chuck B. BallsyMay 30, 2026

Every rock bar has THAT bartender. πŸ’€πŸ€˜ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe…

Maryland Deathfest 2026 Aftermovie | 4 Days of Rain, 0 Days of Regret! β˜”πŸ€˜
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Maryland Deathfest 2026 Aftermovie | 4 Days of Rain, 0 Days of Regret! β˜”πŸ€˜

Chuck B. BallsyMay 30, 2026

Baltimore tried its best to drown us, but Maryland Deathfest 2026 was worth every soaked sock. πŸ’€ Here's our 2.5-minute…

POV: Jonathan Davis finally got your number πŸ“žπŸ’€
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POV: Jonathan Davis finally got your number πŸ“žπŸ’€

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2026

RATATATATATATATATATA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed…

Inflatable boat trip at Pig Destroyer show (Maryland Deathfest 2026)
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Inflatable boat trip at Pig Destroyer show (Maryland Deathfest 2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2026

Your boat is ready, Captain! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

Moshpit at Blood Red Throne show (Maryland Deathfest 2026)
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Moshpit at Blood Red Throne show (Maryland Deathfest 2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2026

Good, or not enough? Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,”…

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