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Metalheads over 40 preparing for a concert 💀
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Metalheads over 40 preparing for a concert 💀

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2026

Ibuprofen. Knee braces. Battle jackets. We ride at dusk. 🤘 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…

Sad what has happened to a once iconic voice
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Sad what has happened to a once iconic voice

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2026

Wish Mariah Carey well Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Non-stopping crowd surfing on Bodysnatcher set
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Non-stopping crowd surfing on Bodysnatcher set

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2026

Go with the flow! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Unprecedented Ukrainian drone attack on Russian Moscow
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Unprecedented Ukrainian drone attack on Russian Moscow

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2026

Karma is a bitch, honey! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

It should be an international crime to have rubbish pile up like this
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It should be an international crime to have rubbish pile up like this

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2026

Gretaaaaa! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed…

EVE Online’s The Capsuleer Edda Because Who Needs Actual Immortality When You Can Just Spend All Your Money on a Video Game Forever
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EVE Online’s The Capsuleer Edda Because Who Needs Actual Immortality When You Can Just Spend All Your Money on a Video Game Forever

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 15, 2026May 15, 2026

EVE FanFest 2026 is making waves in the gaming world, and we’re not just talking about the usual cosplay and…

In China, young people are flocking en masse to delivery and streaming
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In China, young people are flocking en masse to delivery and streaming

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2026

The Chinese economic miracle has ended Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Bringing Your Old Guitarist Back to Black Metal!
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Bringing Your Old Guitarist Back to Black Metal!

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2026

Marriage is temporary. Bathory is forever! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

OMG You Guys the Fantasia International Film Festival Finally Decided to Release Some Movies for 2026 and Theyre Probably All Going to Be Super Mainstream and Not Weird at All
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OMG You Guys the Fantasia International Film Festival Finally Decided to Release Some Movies for 2026 and Theyre Probably All Going to Be Super Mainstream and Not Weird at All

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 15, 2026May 15, 2026

The Fantasia International Film Festival is back, baby! 🎉🍿 And, honestly, who doesn’t love a good film festival? 🤔 It’s…

Godsmack in Charlotte, NC (05/14/2026)
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Godsmack in Charlotte, NC (05/14/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 15, 2026

Alternative metal from Lawrence, Massachusetts Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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