Trump’s New “Warrior Dividend” Means Soldiers Get Stock Options Instead of Showers
Trump’s “Warrior Dividend” Bonuses: A $1,776 Gift to Troops—Paid for with Their Own Housing Money! In a move that’s equal…
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The Oscars Finally Realize People Only Watch for the Fashion Fails and Will Now Stream on YouTube
In a move that shocked absolutely no one who has been paying attention to the slow-motion train wreck that is…
Star Wars: Fate of the Old Republic – Watch the Trailer for the New Single-Player Video Game Because Apparently No One Told It Gaming Has Online Mode
In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming (except everyone with an internet connection), EA has…
Eyehategod in Charlotte, NC (12/16/2025)
Sludge metal from New Orleans, Louisiana Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
D.Sablu in Charlotte, NC (12/16/2025)
New Orleans based songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, recorder, producer Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Crooked Cult in Charlotte, NC (12/16/2025)
Thrash Metal/Hardcore from Fayetteville, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
POWER TRIP And MUNICIPAL WASTE To Headline 2026 Decibel Magazine Metal & Beer Fest: Philly Because Apparently Fermented Hops And Feedback Aren’t Already A Thing
Brace your livers and your necks, ye faithful metalheads and hopheads, because the apocalypse is coming… again! And this time,…
BATTLE BEAST Recruits New Vocalist Marina La Torraca Because the Old One Finally Got Tired of Pretending to Be Dramatic
Move over, Noora, there’s a new diva in town! 🦸♀️ Finnish power metal juggernauts BATTLE BEAST have just dropped a…
Wayne Static’s Ghost Sends Cease-and-Desist to Filmmaker for Unauthorized Biopic of the Man Who Invented the Devil Horns
🚨 BREAKING: Wayne Static’s Ghost Allegedly Sues Living Filmmaker for ‘Unauthorized Vibes’ in Bizarre Legal Drama 🚨 In a turn…
US Government Forms Tech Force to Recruit AI Wizards and Nerds
Government’s Latest AI Initiative: Hiring Tech Bro’s to Fix the Bureaucracy In a stunning revelation, the Trump administration has launched…