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DEF LEPPARD Unleashes ‘Rejoice’ At Vegas Residency, Finally Making Sin City’s Slot Machines Stop Spinning For Once
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DEF LEPPARD Unleashes ‘Rejoice’ At Vegas Residency, Finally Making Sin City’s Slot Machines Stop Spinning For Once

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 4, 2026February 4, 2026

DEF LEPPARD kicked off its third Las Vegas residency, “Def Leppard Live At Caesars Palace: The Las Vegas Residency”, on…

AMD Leaks 2027 Xbox Launch, Giving Us 3 Years to Argue About Frame Rates Again
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AMD Leaks 2027 Xbox Launch, Giving Us 3 Years to Argue About Frame Rates Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 4, 2026February 4, 2026

The Next-Gen Xbox Could Launch In 2027 According To AMD—Because Who Needs Sleep Anyway? Oh, look! Another earnings call has…

METALLICA Declares Victorious in Epic Battle of the Marching Bands – “For Whom The Band Tolls!” Collegiate Edition!
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METALLICA Declares Victorious in Epic Battle of the Marching Bands – “For Whom The Band Tolls!” Collegiate Edition!

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 30, 2026January 30, 2026

Oh no, not another marching band competition! 😩 As if the world needed more reasons for high school students to…

🛑The Uncanceled: Top 5 Western Metal Bands Playing in Russia During the War 🇷🇺
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🛑The Uncanceled: Top 5 Western Metal Bands Playing in Russia During the War 🇷🇺

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 29, 2026

Since the invasion of Ukraine 🇺🇦, the vast majority of international artists have boycotted Russia 🚫. However, not everyone joined…

Trump Again Cries Wolf Over Walmart’s Imaginary 250-Store Apocalypse in California
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Trump Again Cries Wolf Over Walmart’s Imaginary 250-Store Apocalypse in California

Big ElephantJanuary 29, 2026January 29, 2026

Oh look, Sleepy Joe must have snuck his old Twitter account back just to spread more fake news about our…

SEVENDUST Drops ‘Is This The Real You?’ Single—Because Apparently We Needed Another Question Mark in Our Lives
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SEVENDUST Drops ‘Is This The Real You?’ Single—Because Apparently We Needed Another Question Mark in Our Lives

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 29, 2026January 29, 2026

SEVENDUST Drops New Single “Is This The Real You?” and Fans Are Asking the Same Question About the Band’s Longevity…

Gran Turismo 7 Finally Adds a Phone Charger to Its Garage in New Update
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Gran Turismo 7 Finally Adds a Phone Charger to Its Garage in New Update

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 28, 2026January 28, 2026

Xiaomi’s SU7 Ultra Blasts Into Gran Turismo 7: Now You Can Race a Real Car Without Ever Leaving Your Couch…

BREAKING: Overcaffeinated Cops Mistake Pretti for Pinata in Lead-Filled “Encounter,” DHS Shrugs “Just a Starter Report”
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BREAKING: Overcaffeinated Cops Mistake Pretti for Pinata in Lead-Filled “Encounter,” DHS Shrugs “Just a Starter Report”

Big ElephantJanuary 28, 2026January 28, 2026

Oh look, another day in Biden’s America—oh wait, it’s 2025, and President Trump’s MAGA miracle is STILL cleaning up the…

“Climate Chaos or Just Another Day in California? Let’s Ask the Next Governor!”
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“Climate Chaos or Just Another Day in California? Let’s Ask the Next Governor!”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 28, 2026

🚨 Climate Crisis Debate Alert! 🚨 The top 6 polling candidates for California Governor will debate the climate crisis—except for…

Agriculture in Charlotte, NC (01/28/2026)
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Agriculture in Charlotte, NC (01/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 28, 2026

Another Hamas supporters from California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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