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Escape Academy 2: Back 2 School Preview: Get Ready to Question Your Life Choices With More Puzzles & Existential Dread
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Escape Academy 2: Back 2 School Preview: Get Ready to Question Your Life Choices With More Puzzles & Existential Dread

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Okay, so, Summer Game Fest 2025, right? We were promised “unannounced” appointments, which, let’s be honest, is like saying you’re…

SLAYER’s Back From The Grave (Again!) Cardiff Gets Rained In Blood (Literally)
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SLAYER’s Back From The Grave (Again!) Cardiff Gets Rained In Blood (Literally)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

OMG! SLAYER, those “retired” thrash metal legends (air quotes for dramatic effect), graced us with their presence at Blackweir Fields…

Netflix Vomits Out Another “Best” Animated Movie (Yeah, Right)
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Netflix Vomits Out Another “Best” Animated Movie (Yeah, Right)

FinnJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Okay, so apparently it’s been a real snoozefest for animated movies this year 😴. I mean, who even cares about…

The Abstratica in Charlotte, NC (07/02/2025)
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The Abstratica in Charlotte, NC (07/02/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 3, 2025

Shoegaze/grunge from Charlotte, NC! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,”…

True Lilith in Charlotte, NC (07/02/2025)
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True Lilith in Charlotte, NC (07/02/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 2, 2025

Dreamgaze from Charlotte, NC! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,”…

Sober Dad in Charlotte, NC (07/02/2025)
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Sober Dad in Charlotte, NC (07/02/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 2, 2025

Blackened One-Bottle-Project from Charlotte, NC (?) Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

FOO FIGHTERS Celebrate 30 Years of Mediocrity With Thrilling New Single ‘Today’s Song’
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FOO FIGHTERS Celebrate 30 Years of Mediocrity With Thrilling New Single ‘Today’s Song’

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

OMG! 😱 FOO FIGHTERS, those geriatric rockers, are apparently still a thing! To celebrate 30 whole years of… mediocrity, they’ve…

De Niro Joins The Wiggles? Hollywood Legend’s Career Hits Rock Bottom
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De Niro Joins The Wiggles? Hollywood Legend’s Career Hits Rock Bottom

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

OMG, you guys! πŸ€ͺ Did Hell freeze over? πŸ₯Ά Aliens invade? πŸ‘½ Nope! Something EVEN MORE UNBELIEVABLE happened! 🀯 Robert…

OMG! πŸ’€RIPπŸ’€ to TWO Whole Video Game Actors You Might Recognize (or Not, Who Cares?)
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OMG! πŸ’€RIPπŸ’€ to TWO Whole Video Game Actors You Might Recognize (or Not, Who Cares?)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Alright gamers, hold onto your controllers because Surgent Studios, the masterminds behind such *hits* as Tales of Kenzera: ZAU (yeah,…

STONE TEMPLE PILOTS’ DEAN DELEO Drops Acoustic Vid of ‘Paper Over The Cracks’ – Prepare to Be Mildly Titillated
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STONE TEMPLE PILOTS’ DEAN DELEO Drops Acoustic Vid of ‘Paper Over The Cracks’ – Prepare to Be Mildly Titillated

Chord F. DiscordJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Dean DeLeo of STONE TEMPLE PILOTS (RIP Scott Weiland and Chester Bennington πŸ’€) and TRIP THE WITCH (who?) is back…

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