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πŸ“’ Sadist just announced a Russia tour β€” and metalheads are DONE with them πŸ“›
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πŸ“’ Sadist just announced a Russia tour β€” and metalheads are DONE with them πŸ“›

Chuck B. BallsyJune 29, 2025

The Italian metal band Sadist is scheduled to perform in St. Petersburg (Nov 6) and Moscow (Nov 7, 2025). In…

BuΓ±uel in Asheville, NC (06/28/2025)
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BuΓ±uel in Asheville, NC (06/28/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 29, 2025

Progressive Noise Rock from San Francisco, California! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe…

Today is the Day in Asheville, NC (06/28/2025)
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Today is the Day in Asheville, NC (06/28/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 29, 2025

American noise rock and experimental metal from Nashville, Tennessee! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Cancerslug in Asheville, NC (06/28/2025)
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Cancerslug in Asheville, NC (06/28/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 29, 2025

Horror Punk and Gothic/Death Rock from Huntsville, Alabama! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

MACHINE HEAD Forced To Play With Random Dude Named ZACK OHREN At Norway’s TONS OF ROCK Festival
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MACHINE HEAD Forced To Play With Random Dude Named ZACK OHREN At Norway’s TONS OF ROCK Festival

Chord F. DiscordJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Hey there, metalheads! 🀘 Your favorite Bay Area band, MACHINE HEAD, allegedly kicked off their “summer” 2025 European tour on…

Capcom Thought About Ruining Resident Evil With Open World and Online Nonsense
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Capcom Thought About Ruining Resident Evil With Open World and Online Nonsense

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

**Oh, honey, buckle up buttercups! Resident Evil Requiem, or as I like to call it, “Capcom’s Identity Crisis: The Game,”…

GENE HOGLAN: Lars Stole My Beat, Metallica Paid My Bills (Allegedly)
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GENE HOGLAN: Lars Stole My Beat, Metallica Paid My Bills (Allegedly)

Chord F. DiscordJune 27, 2025June 26, 2025

In a recent interview with the obscure That Metal Interview podcast, DARK ANGEL drummer Gene Hoglan, bless his heart, is…

Chained Saint in Charlotte, NC (06/25/2025)
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Chained Saint in Charlotte, NC (06/25/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 25, 2025

Thrash Metal from Florida! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,”…

Today is the day in Charlotte, NC (06/23/2025)
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Today is the day in Charlotte, NC (06/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 23, 2025

American noise rock from Nashville, Tennessee! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

Merc in Charlotte, NC (06/23/2025)
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Merc in Charlotte, NC (06/23/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 23, 2025

Hardcore form Charlotte, NC! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,”…

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