Chris Barnes Claims New SIX FEET UNDER Album Will Be Good (Press X to Doubt)
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! Chris Barnes, the vocal… well, he vocalizes for those death metal dinosaurs SIX FEET…
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DEMON HUNTER Announces Fall 2025 U.S Tour: Prepare for a Descent into Mediocrity With WAR OF AGES, CONVICTIONS, and CULTIST
DEMON HUNTER, those paragons of… something, are bravely embarking on a U.S. tour this late summer/early fall. Prepare yourselves (or…
The Orb, bless their cotton socks, unleash ‘Buddhist Hipsters’ album right before their UK tour – prepare for enlightenment (or at least a good nap)
OMG , the legends of ambient house, The Orb, are back with a new album called Buddhist Hipsters! Will it…
Bruce Dickinson Tries To Polish A Turd With ‘Reimagined’ ‘Cyclops’ From ‘More Balls Than Brains’ Album
Behold, peasants! IRON MAIDEN’s very own air raid siren, Bruce Dickinson, is gracing us with a re-release of his 1994…
CALEB SHOMO Boasts He’s Got a Whole ALBUM in His PANTS (Not What You Think)
In a groundbreaking interview with Elwood from the prestigious 95 WIIL Rock radio station, BEARTOOTH’s very own Caleb Shomo, in…
My Chemical Romance’s Emo Masterpiece ‘The Black Parade’ Gets Umpteen Shiny New Participation Trophies
Oh, honey, bless their hearts. Following the earth-shattering, life-altering, and definitely not overhyped launch of their “‘Long Live’: The Black…
FILTER Dumps ‘All The Good’ Single From Upcoming ‘The Algorithm: Ultra Yawn’
🤣OMG! Platinum-selling, (allegedly) post-industrial/alternative rock pioneers FILTER (who?) are gracing us with their remixed and remastered NEW album, “The Algorithm:…
GRAND CADAVER (lol) Feat DARK TRANQUILLITY & KATATONIA Leftovers Drop New Single ‘Darkened Apathy’ (yawn)
GRAND CADAVER, the Swedish “old-school” death metal “behemoth” (because apparently, they’re HUGE), featuring washed-up members from DARK TRANQUILLITY (who?), THE…
Baroness Announces ‘Red & Blue Tour – Part II: Electric Boogaloo’
So, BARONESS, bless their cotton socks, just finished a ‘sold-out’ (sure, Jan 🙄) East Coast tour where they played their…
Carcass Announces They’re Finally Bothering to Visit North America in 2025 (If We’re Still Alive)
British extreme metal pioneers CARCASS, those lovable geezers who’ve been churning out the same old riffs since before your dad…