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xTool C1 does everything except make a decent game this year
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xTool C1 does everything except make a decent game this year

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

Oh joy, another device to clutter up our desks and empty our wallets. But hey, at least this one looks…

Greatest Bands Unite On Must Hear Albums List
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Greatest Bands Unite On Must Hear Albums List

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 19, 2026

The recent unveiling of the definitive list of the 100 Best Bands of All Time has sparked a lot of…

Jorn Lande humbly admits working with Tony Iommi is pinnacle of existence apparently
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Jorn Lande humbly admits working with Tony Iommi is pinnacle of existence apparently

Chord F. DiscordOctober 18, 2026October 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I mean, I’m not sure if I can even…

DORO drops obligatory uplifting single because your aunt needs new music for her book club
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DORO drops obligatory uplifting single because your aunt needs new music for her book club

Chord F. DiscordOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

Wow, just what we’ve all been waiting for – more Doro Pesch music! 🤩 I mean, who doesn’t need a…

Andy Bell’s debut solo album gets 21st rehash because you clearly needed it
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Andy Bell’s debut solo album gets 21st rehash because you clearly needed it

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Andy Bell, the iconic frontman of Erasure, has decided to revisit his 2005…

Blondie rides again because farewell tours are so last season
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Blondie rides again because farewell tours are so last season

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 17, 2026

It’s high noon, and Blondie is back with a new album, because apparently, retirement is just a distant memory in…

Because ABBA’s farewell tour apparently wasn’t really farewell
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Because ABBA’s farewell tour apparently wasn’t really farewell

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh joy, another anniversary, another excuse for the music industry to dust off the old cash cow and give it…

Madonna’s Evita Soundtrack Hits Vinyl For First Time Ever
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Madonna’s Evita Soundtrack Hits Vinyl For First Time Ever

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 14, 2026

Madonna’s Evita soundtrack will receive its first-ever vinyl release on November 13th. The vinyl debut arrives in celebration of Evita’s…

Bolt Thrower Guys Decide to Stop Playing Music After One Last Cash Grab with Memoriam’s Endgame
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Bolt Thrower Guys Decide to Stop Playing Music After One Last Cash Grab with Memoriam’s Endgame

Chord F. DiscordOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Oh no, the world is ending: MEMORIAM is releasing their final album, “Endgame”, and I’m not sure if I’ll survive…

Slayer Drops Liquid Filled Reign In Blood 40th Anniversary Vinyl
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Slayer Drops Liquid Filled Reign In Blood 40th Anniversary Vinyl

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 7, 2026

Slayer have announced a limited edition liquid-filled Reign in Blood zoetrope vinyl to be released on November 20th in honor…

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