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Anime Ink Con: Prepare for a Saturday Night of Questionable Decisions
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Anime Ink Con: Prepare for a Saturday Night of Questionable Decisions

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 3, 2025

OMG! ðŸšĻ Anime Ink Con After Party?! ðŸĨģ Saturday night in Richmond! 🗓ïļ Music, drinks, and Plus Ultra vibes! ðŸĪŠ…

Boardwalk Comic Con 2025: Prepare for Disappointment
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Boardwalk Comic Con 2025: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Boardwalk Comic Con 2025 at Myrtle Beach Convention Center is THE place to be! 🏖ïļ Comics, toys, cosplay…

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From Zero to TV Hero: NYC’s Got Talent (or Desperate Hopefuls)!

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

**OMG! ðŸĪĐ #1 actors studio alert! Graduates on Netflix, Disney, NBC, Hulu, MAX, Fox! Like, ALL networks! 💅** Beginner? No…

LOL! Pits Take the Stage: A Comedy Show for the Misunderstood
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LOL! Pits Take the Stage: A Comedy Show for the Misunderstood

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

**OMG! 🙄** 3PM: DOORS/SILENT AUCTION. 6PM: COMEDY SHOW. ðŸĪĢ Stand Up For Pits Foundation is doing stuff since like, forever!…

Battlefield 6: Console Peasants Get a Special Crossplay Mode (and Maybe Optimization, if We Feel Like It)
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Battlefield 6: Console Peasants Get a Special Crossplay Mode (and Maybe Optimization, if We Feel Like It)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Ah yes, *Battlefield 6*, the game so revolutionary, it’s only going to let console players mingle with each other… unless…

Emmys: Celebs Pretend to Like Each Other Before Awards No One Remembers
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Emmys: Celebs Pretend to Like Each Other Before Awards No One Remembers

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 8, 2025

OMG! LA Today’s throwing a HUGE red carpet ðŸ“ļ gala in Hollyweird on Sept 13th, 2025! 1 Hotel West Hollywood.…

Neo Soul Night: Prepare to Be Underwhelmed
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Neo Soul Night: Prepare to Be Underwhelmed

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2025

**Neo Soul Night SA!** 😂 Get ready to VIBE on August 16, 2025, 9:00 PM at The Block SA, 14530…

“The Last Vendetta”: Another Sequel Nobody Asked For
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“The Last Vendetta”: Another Sequel Nobody Asked For

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

🎎 Last Vendetta film release party! 📍Solas NYC, East 9th Street, Manhattan, Friday, September 6th, 2025, 6:00 PM – 8:00…

Oh great, What Band Band is gracing Piano Keys Lounge with their presence
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Oh great, What Band Band is gracing Piano Keys Lounge with their presence

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2025

🎉 Labor Day Weekend Sunday Jam! 🎉What BandðŸ’Đ performs LIVE at Piano Keys Restaurant & Lounge! 🗓ïļSunday, August 31st, 6:00…

Acid Betty Still Alive, Still at Faces Nightclub, Apparently
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Acid Betty Still Alive, Still at Faces Nightclub, Apparently

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 29, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Acid Betty, still around? Catch her at Faces, Saturday, August 30, 2025. Pre-show Meet & Greet at 7…

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