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Battlefield 6: Console Peasants Get a Special Crossplay Mode (and Maybe Optimization, if We Feel Like It)
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Battlefield 6: Console Peasants Get a Special Crossplay Mode (and Maybe Optimization, if We Feel Like It)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Ah yes, *Battlefield 6*, the game so revolutionary, it’s only going to let console players mingle with each other… unless…

Emmys: Celebs Pretend to Like Each Other Before Awards No One Remembers
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Emmys: Celebs Pretend to Like Each Other Before Awards No One Remembers

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 8, 2025

OMG! LA Today’s throwing a HUGE red carpet ๐Ÿ“ธ gala in Hollyweird on Sept 13th, 2025! 1 Hotel West Hollywood.…

Neo Soul Night: Prepare to Be Underwhelmed
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Neo Soul Night: Prepare to Be Underwhelmed

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2025

**Neo Soul Night SA!** ๐Ÿ˜‚ Get ready to VIBE on August 16, 2025, 9:00 PM at The Block SA, 14530…

“The Last Vendetta”: Another Sequel Nobody Asked For
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“The Last Vendetta”: Another Sequel Nobody Asked For

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

๐ŸŽฌ Last Vendetta film release party! ๐Ÿ“Solas NYC, East 9th Street, Manhattan, Friday, September 6th, 2025, 6:00 PM โ€“ 8:00…

Oh great, What Band Band is gracing Piano Keys Lounge with their presence
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Oh great, What Band Band is gracing Piano Keys Lounge with their presence

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2025

๐ŸŽ‰ Labor Day Weekend Sunday Jam! ๐ŸŽ‰What Band๐Ÿ’ฉ performs LIVE at Piano Keys Restaurant & Lounge! ๐Ÿ—“๏ธSunday, August 31st, 6:00…

Acid Betty Still Alive, Still at Faces Nightclub, Apparently
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Acid Betty Still Alive, Still at Faces Nightclub, Apparently

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 29, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Acid Betty, still around? Catch her at Faces, Saturday, August 30, 2025. Pre-show Meet & Greet at 7…

CineSoul: BELLY + 90s/00s Hip-Hop & R&B Night (Because Your Labor Day Needs More BELLY)
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CineSoul: BELLY + 90s/00s Hip-Hop & R&B Night (Because Your Labor Day Needs More BELLY)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 29, 2025

OMG! BELLY (Nas, DMX, etc.) on a big screen?! ๐Ÿคฃ CineSoul’s back for Labor Day Weekend at El After! ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ…

Pritzker to Trump: Chicago’s VIP list doesn’t include you, so beat it
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Pritzker to Trump: Chicago’s VIP list doesn’t include you, so beat it

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Another day, another Democrat governor whining about President Trump wanting to keep Americans safe! JB Pritzker, the rotund ruler of…

Kerry King’s Profound Reflection: “Being in SLAYER’s ‘Back To The Beginning’ Concert Was, Like, A Real Honor, Man”
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Kerry King’s Profound Reflection: “Being in SLAYER’s ‘Back To The Beginning’ Concert Was, Like, A Real Honor, Man”

Chord F. DiscordAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

So, at this year’s oh-so-brutal Brutal Assault festival, Metalshop TV decided to grace us with an interview of the one,…

Dickson’s Black Alley Piano Keys Disaster: Prepare for the Worst
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Dickson’s Black Alley Piano Keys Disaster: Prepare for the Worst

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 25, 2025

๐ŸŽค Black Alley LIVE at Piano Keys! ๐ŸŽค OMG! ๐Ÿ™„Black Alley AGAIN?! ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„ Fri, August 29th, 8 PM – 2…

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