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W.A.S.P. Still Alive? See ‘Em in Oulu, Finland – Album ONE Alive! (Barely) Fall 2025 European Tour (Maybe Their Last!)’
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W.A.S.P. Still Alive? See ‘Em in Oulu, Finland – Album ONE Alive! (Barely) Fall 2025 European Tour (Maybe Their Last!)’

Chord F. DiscordOctober 19, 2025October 19, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because W.A.S.P., those geriatric glam rockers who somehow haven’t kicked the bucket yet, graced Tullisali in…

Yalla Habibi: Heat Ultra Lounge’s Epic Fail Attempt at a Nightclub
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Yalla Habibi: Heat Ultra Lounge’s Epic Fail Attempt at a Nightclub

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

πŸ”₯Yalla Habibi Presents: Habibi After DarkπŸ”₯… aka the only party where you’ll hear Arabic remixes of Baby Shark.🦈 Sunday, October…

Behold, a glorious drag queen serving up some dollar-store Taylor Swift at a dive bar
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Behold, a glorious drag queen serving up some dollar-store Taylor Swift at a dive bar

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Jade Jolie, a LEGEND from RuPaul’s Drag Race S5, will be Taylor Swift at Faces Nightclub on 10/19/2025!**…

Neo Soul Night: Prepare to be Soul-Stirred (Maybe)
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Neo Soul Night: Prepare to be Soul-Stirred (Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

**Neo Soul Night SA 🀣? More like NO soul! πŸ—“οΈ Saturday, October 18, 2025, at 9:00 PM. πŸ“ The Block…

Brooklyn’s Got Jokes, Maybe Good Ones!
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Brooklyn’s Got Jokes, Maybe Good Ones!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

Prime-Time Comedy in Brooklyn! πŸ˜‚ Eastville Comedy Club, 487 Atlantic Ave, Brooklyn, NY! Lineup “coming soon”! Maybe! 🀑 No drink…

Whisky Mistress: Day Drunk Anthems & After-Dark Regrets
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Whisky Mistress: Day Drunk Anthems & After-Dark Regrets

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 16, 2025

OMG!πŸ™„ House of 🎢 in ATL is litπŸ”₯ every Sat at Whisky Mistress! Dinner at 8 PM? How basic! Live…

WSSU Homecoming: Hookah-puffing on Sofas in ‘1892
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WSSU Homecoming: Hookah-puffing on Sofas in ‘1892

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**OMG!** πŸ™„**The LEGENDARY GROUP & 712 VOKDA presents: #LOUNGE1892!** πŸ₯‚**Old skool dancefloors? NO MAS!** 🀣 **WSSU HOMECOMING for 30+ preferred…

Gateway Show: Finally, a Comedy Show for Stoners
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Gateway Show: Finally, a Comedy Show for Stoners

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Comedians TRY to be funny, get baked AF at a SECRET location, then FAIL at more jokes!** πŸ˜‚…

One-Punch Man Season 3: Still Punching Things (and Our Patience) on October 12, Now on More Streaming Services Than You Can Punch
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One-Punch Man Season 3: Still Punching Things (and Our Patience) on October 12, Now on More Streaming Services Than You Can Punch

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 12, 2025October 12, 2025

OMG! 😱 They’re FINALLY blessing us with more Saitama! πŸ‘΄πŸ» After all these years of waiting, Disney+ (yes, really 🐭)…

OMG, Stars Hollow is totally invading Parker, Colorado!
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OMG, Stars Hollow is totally invading Parker, Colorado!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

**OMG! β˜•The Gilmore Girls are invading Downtown Parker, CO!** Prepare for the 25th Anniversary of overpriced coffee, shoppingπŸ›οΈ, and maybe…

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