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Behold, a glorious drag queen serving up some dollar-store Taylor Swift at a dive bar
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Behold, a glorious drag queen serving up some dollar-store Taylor Swift at a dive bar

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Jade Jolie, a LEGEND from RuPaul’s Drag Race S5, will be Taylor Swift at Faces Nightclub on 10/19/2025!**…

Neo Soul Night: Prepare to be Soul-Stirred (Maybe)
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Neo Soul Night: Prepare to be Soul-Stirred (Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

**Neo Soul Night SA 🀣? More like NO soul! πŸ—“οΈ Saturday, October 18, 2025, at 9:00 PM. πŸ“ The Block…

Brooklyn’s Got Jokes, Maybe Good Ones!
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Brooklyn’s Got Jokes, Maybe Good Ones!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

Prime-Time Comedy in Brooklyn! πŸ˜‚ Eastville Comedy Club, 487 Atlantic Ave, Brooklyn, NY! Lineup “coming soon”! Maybe! 🀑 No drink…

Whisky Mistress: Day Drunk Anthems & After-Dark Regrets
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Whisky Mistress: Day Drunk Anthems & After-Dark Regrets

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 16, 2025

OMG!πŸ™„ House of 🎢 in ATL is litπŸ”₯ every Sat at Whisky Mistress! Dinner at 8 PM? How basic! Live…

WSSU Homecoming: Hookah-puffing on Sofas in ‘1892
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WSSU Homecoming: Hookah-puffing on Sofas in ‘1892

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**OMG!** πŸ™„**The LEGENDARY GROUP & 712 VOKDA presents: #LOUNGE1892!** πŸ₯‚**Old skool dancefloors? NO MAS!** 🀣 **WSSU HOMECOMING for 30+ preferred…

Gateway Show: Finally, a Comedy Show for Stoners
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Gateway Show: Finally, a Comedy Show for Stoners

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Comedians TRY to be funny, get baked AF at a SECRET location, then FAIL at more jokes!** πŸ˜‚…

One-Punch Man Season 3: Still Punching Things (and Our Patience) on October 12, Now on More Streaming Services Than You Can Punch
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One-Punch Man Season 3: Still Punching Things (and Our Patience) on October 12, Now on More Streaming Services Than You Can Punch

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 12, 2025October 12, 2025

OMG! 😱 They’re FINALLY blessing us with more Saitama! πŸ‘΄πŸ» After all these years of waiting, Disney+ (yes, really 🐭)…

OMG, Stars Hollow is totally invading Parker, Colorado!
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OMG, Stars Hollow is totally invading Parker, Colorado!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

**OMG! β˜•The Gilmore Girls are invading Downtown Parker, CO!** Prepare for the 25th Anniversary of overpriced coffee, shoppingπŸ›οΈ, and maybe…

Anime Ink Con: Prepare for a Saturday Night of Questionable Decisions
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Anime Ink Con: Prepare for a Saturday Night of Questionable Decisions

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 3, 2025

OMG! 🚨 Anime Ink Con After Party?! πŸ₯³ Saturday night in Richmond! πŸ—“οΈ Music, drinks, and Plus Ultra vibes! πŸ€ͺ…

Boardwalk Comic Con 2025: Prepare for Disappointment
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Boardwalk Comic Con 2025: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Boardwalk Comic Con 2025 at Myrtle Beach Convention Center is THE place to be! πŸ–οΈ Comics, toys, cosplay…

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