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How has it been 12 years since the release of this skit 😭
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How has it been 12 years since the release of this skit 😭

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 24, 2025

Great indicator just how much things have changed over the years Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

2020. Wealthy Hollywood celebrities apologize for being White
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2020. Wealthy Hollywood celebrities apologize for being White

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 23, 2025

That's why acting was never really considered an honorable profession. To be good at it, one has to be a…

The scariest fighter you can ever go against
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The scariest fighter you can ever go against

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 23, 2025

He’s prolly the last child Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

James Cameron Finally Confirms Matt Damon Was Too Tall for Avatar: The Pandoran Truth Is Out
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James Cameron Finally Confirms Matt Damon Was Too Tall for Avatar: The Pandoran Truth Is Out

FinnDecember 19, 2025December 19, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: James Cameron Drops the Mic on Matt Damon “Avatar” Drama, Claims Actor Was Never Actually Offered the Role…

The Oscars Finally Realize People Only Watch for the Fashion Fails and Will Now Stream on YouTube
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The Oscars Finally Realize People Only Watch for the Fashion Fails and Will Now Stream on YouTube

FinnDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

In a move that shocked absolutely no one who has been paying attention to the slow-motion train wreck that is…

Dead Island 3 Finally Crawling Out of Its Own Grave—Release Date? Not Today, Zombie!
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Dead Island 3 Finally Crawling Out of Its Own Grave—Release Date? Not Today, Zombie!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 16, 2025December 16, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Dead Island 3 Is Officially In Development, Because Apparently We All Didn’t Learn Our Lesson Last Time 🧟‍♂️💀…

LACUNA COIL’s CRISTINA SCABBIA: ‘I Hate Music Made With A.I. Because My Toaster Tried To Remix My Ballads’
Breaking: Goths Are Real, Robots Are Not. Also, We’re Very Offended. 🤬
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LACUNA COIL’s CRISTINA SCABBIA: ‘I Hate Music Made With A.I. Because My Toaster Tried To Remix My Ballads’

Chord F. DiscordDecember 16, 2025December 16, 2025

In a shocking turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the darkened basements of the internet, Cristina Scabbia of…

Timothée Chalamet Finally Admits He’s Secretly Dropping Grime Bangers as EsDeeKid
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Timothée Chalamet Finally Admits He’s Secretly Dropping Grime Bangers as EsDeeKid

Big ElephantDecember 12, 2025December 12, 2025

Timothée Chalamet is feeding speculation that he could be the anonymous British rapper EsDeeKid. Various rumors surround the identity of…

Ladies Only Rodeo in Little Rock AR Where the Cows Are Sassy and the Saddles Are Full of Sass
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Ladies Only Rodeo in Little Rock AR Where the Cows Are Sassy and the Saddles Are Full of Sass

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 12, 2025

Queens, the cowboys are coming! 😏 On Feb 22, 2026, the Trail Ride Kings (yes, the same ones from BET)…

Beauty Bakery NYC 2025: Cupcakes and Contouring Collide in the City That Never Sleeps (or Eats Vegetables)
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Beauty Bakery NYC 2025: Cupcakes and Contouring Collide in the City That Never Sleeps (or Eats Vegetables)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 12, 2025

Move over, bagels — NYC’s getting a sugar rush of a different kind as Beauty Bakery 2025 rolls into town…

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