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More Soulless Reboots and Unnecessary Sequels Hit Streaming This Weekend
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More Soulless Reboots and Unnecessary Sequels Hit Streaming This Weekend

FinnSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

Because you clearly haven’t been entertained enough, new movies are coming to streaming this week and every week, at a…

Stallone Finally Notices Rambo Sequels Were Cartoonish
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Stallone Finally Notices Rambo Sequels Were Cartoonish

FinnSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

The Rambo franchise has been a wild ride, folks, and it’s about to get even wilder. Sylvester Stallone, the man…

Blizzard Rehashes World of Warcraft Yet Again
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Blizzard Rehashes World of Warcraft Yet Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 29, 2026September 29, 2026

It’s time to return to Azeroth, again, because why not? World of Warcraft: Forever is the latest attempt by Blizzard…

GOP Freaks Out Over 2026, Because Why Not
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GOP Freaks Out Over 2026, Because Why Not

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the GOP’s midterm election woes, and I have to say, it’s getting…

Trump imposes ban on Canadian liquor with major loophole
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Trump imposes ban on Canadian liquor with major loophole

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s ban on Canadian booze has officially kicked in,…

Trump Offers Iran Carrots For Nukes Progress Apparently That’s A Thing Now
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Trump Offers Iran Carrots For Nukes Progress Apparently That’s A Thing Now

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this Iran sanctions relief news. Apparently, President Donald Trump…

Trump Claims Grocery Prices Have Miraculously Plummeted, Again
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Trump Claims Grocery Prices Have Miraculously Plummeted, Again

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, trying to convince us…

Trump’s Second Term: Because One Trainwreck Wasn’t Enough Apparently
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Trump’s Second Term: Because One Trainwreck Wasn’t Enough Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has been running taxpayer-funded ads that look suspiciously…

Trump Team Tries to Save GOP from Itself Again
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Trump Team Tries to Save GOP from Itself Again

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the midterms mood among Donald Trump’s inner circle, and I have…

GOP Plays Uncharacteristic Role of Not Being Completely Defensive Somehow
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GOP Plays Uncharacteristic Role of Not Being Completely Defensive Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 27, 2026September 27, 2026

The 2026 election is shaping up to be a real barnburner, folks. As I sipped my coffee and read through…

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