MARTY FRIEDMAN: ‘I’ve Learned So Much From Classical Music’
Move over, Beethoven—Marty Friedman just dropped the most metal classical album since Mozart tried to shred on a harpsichord! 🤘🎶…
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Shaq to the Rescue: Pays for 7-Foot-3 Future Cop to Try the Test Again Because Apparently Height Isn’t the Only Thing That Doesn’t Measure Up
Another Leftist Plot to Infiltrate Law Enforcement: Shaq Funds 7-Foot-3 Giant’s Police Exam Retake After Failing by ONE Point –…
Democrat Says Only Trump Can Tame Putin’s Inner Drama Queen
Debbie Dingell Can’t Handle the Truth: Trump’s Peace Plan Exposes Democrat War Machine! In a stunning display of liberal hypocrisy,…
The Barbarians Are Storming Lululemon’s Yoga Studio and Demanding Matching Leggings
Chip Wilson Declares War on Lululemon’s Woke Fashion Failures, Blames Liberals for Leggings Losing Their Mojo In a stunning turn…
At Least 1 Killed After Helicopter Collision in New Jersey, Officials Say and 1000 People Had Enough
Hammonton, New Jersey (AP) — In a stunning act of aerial incompetence that only the liberal elites could orchestrate, two…
Panel Discussion: Trends in the Arts
🚨 BREAKING: Arkansas declares war on boredom, launches 2025 Arts Offensive! Citizens advised to carry sketchbooks at all times. 🎨💥…
The NYPD Finally Found Its Perfect Leader: A Mayor Who Thinks He Can Fix Everything With a Powerpoint Presentation
NYC Crime Plummets Under Trump-Era Policing While Mamdani Prepares to Import Venezuela-Style Chaos In a stunning rebuke to liberal governance,…
How to Find Your Grandpa’s War Stories (and Prove He Wasn’t Just Making Them Up at Family Reunions)
🚨 BREAKING: Nerds Unite! Will Butler to Host ‘How to Find Your Great-Grandad’s Army Secrets’ Webinar 🚨 📅 **When:** 2025-12-02…
The End of Stranger Things, Through the Eyes of the People Who Made It
If you haven’t been living under a demodog-infested rock for the past decade, you’ve probably heard the news: Stranger Things…
Grand Jury Chooses Not to Play Whack-a-Mole With Legal System Over Kentucky State University Shooting That Turned Teen Into Tragic Statistic
Another Day, Another Liberal Campus Massacre Averted by a Patriot—But the Left Still Wants to Lock Him Up! In a…