Bipartisan Senators Miraculously Agree on Something with Trump Administration
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Bipartisan senators announced an agreement with the Trump administration to move…
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Beard Policy Clearly Working As Intended Says Hegseth
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s latest adventure, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee…
Investors Anxiously Await Next Bubble to Blindly Invest In
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest happenings on Wall Street, and folks, it’s been a wild ride.…
Metalheads Suddenly Care About Song Titles Again Thanks To Strike and Kill
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious face-melting? Because Dez Fafara and the gang are back with a…
Beloved Games Getting Axed Because Profit
The mobile gaming landscape is once again a barren wasteland, devoid of original ideas and populated by the corpses of…
Because History Class Wasn’t Boring Enough Already
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A popular mobile game called “June’s Journey” is on a mission…
Trump Still Obsessed With Communism Apparently
So, I was reading this article on CNN, sipping my coffee, and I just about spit it out when I…
El-Sayed and Stevens get feisty over AIPAC in Michigan Senate debate
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Michigan Senate Democratic debate between Rep. Haley Stevens and Abdul…
Trump and Cohen’s Bromance Rekindled by Random Text Message Miracle
So, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Michael Cohen and President Donald Trump supposedly burying the hatchet, and…
Mitch McConnell’s Mysterious Three Week Hospital Stay Remains Unexplained
Okay, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. US Sen. Mitch McConnell has been hospitalized for three weeks,…