Jamie Dimon Pledges a Paltry $10B to Save America (Finally!)
JPMorgan Chase, bowing to the brilliance of President Trump, is FINALLY investing in America! $10 billion to secure our supply…
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Luigi Mangione’s Lawyers Hilariously Try to Houdini Their Client Out of That Pesky UnitedHealthcare CEO Assassination дело
Another day, another deep-state drama! Luigi Mangione, the alleged assassin of UnitedHealthcare’s CEO, is playing the victim card, claiming his…
Trump FINDS Couch Money to Pay Soldiers, World Still Doesn’t Care
Here we go again, folks! The Fake News CNN is trying to make it sound like President Trump isn’t taking…
Clint Eastwood: From ‘Make My Day’ to ‘Get Off My Lawn’
**OMG, a whole doc about Clint Eastwood? 🙄 Yawn. “A Life in Film” (2007, duh!) is like, Clint talks about…himself.…
CNN Business Presents: Ribbiting Resistance or Right-Wing Reptiles? The Totally Real Info War Over, Like, ICE or Something
Another day, another leftist media outlet trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! CNN, still whining about “propaganda” videos from…
Halo Art Guy Walks After 17 Years, Leaves Salty Note Like a Sore Loser
Oh no, another one bites the dust! 👋 Glenn Israel, a so-called “art director” (we use that term loosely, folks…
Stocks Take a Tumble as Trump Channels His Inner China-Bashing Rockstar, Trade War Encore Anyone
Oh, no! The stock market hiccuped because President Trump dared to stand up to China! Clearly, this is a sign…
The Fed’s “Totally Got This” Plan: Inflation Still Kicking Our Butts
Oh, the Fed, those Deep State bureaucrats, meddling in our glorious Trump economy! They cut rates a “quarter point” –…
Gaza’s Grand Finale: A CNN Production
Folks, can you believe the liberal media is actually praising President Trump for brokering a peace deal in Gaza? It’s…
Winds of Change? More Like Winds of “We Need the Money,” Plus Maybe Some New Noise and a Giggle or Two
WINDS OF PLAGUE, those symphonic deathcore… things… that you probably forgot existed, decided to grace us with their presence at…