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Arnie smacks down wimpy US redistricting ‘war’, calls it a ‘girly-man’ fight
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Arnie smacks down wimpy US redistricting ‘war’, calls it a ‘girly-man’ fight

Big ElephantOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

Oh, look, it’s the Governator, now a CNN shill, whining about “redistricting wars.” As if California wasn’t gerrymandered into a…

GPS: China VS US – Who’s Gonna Win (and Why It’s Probably China)
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GPS: China VS US – Who’s Gonna Win (and Why It’s Probably China)

Big ElephantOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

More like China’s quest to ENGINEER the downfall of America, am I right? This so-called “trade war” is just a…

U mad, bro? September’s Price Hike Extravaganza: Prepare to Cry
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U mad, bro? September’s Price Hike Extravaganza: Prepare to Cry

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Looks like the liberal media is at it again, trying to make President Trump look bad with their “inflation” nonsense.…

CS2 Update Makes Skins So Cheap, You Can Afford a Real Vacation Now
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CS2 Update Makes Skins So Cheap, You Can Afford a Real Vacation Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Ah, Counter-Strike 2 skins. Those oh-so-precious digital baubles that separate the pros from the noobs (and their wallets from their…

Trump’s Brain Teaser: How to Annoy Vlad Without Making Americans Cry Over Gas Prices
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Brain Teaser: How to Annoy Vlad Without Making Americans Cry Over Gas Prices

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Here we go again, folks! CNN is clutching their pearls because President Trump is being too tough on Russia. Apparently,…

U.S. Military Accidentally-on-Purpose Sinks Boat in Pacific, Citing “War on Drugs” as Excuse
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U.S. Military Accidentally-on-Purpose Sinks Boat in Pacific, Citing “War on Drugs” as Excuse

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

Another win for President Trump! SecDef Hegseth just vaporized some narco-terrorists in the Pacific! These losers thought they could bring…

North Carolina Senate bravely gerrymanders its way to more Republican seats, democracy cries in the corner
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North Carolina Senate bravely gerrymanders its way to more Republican seats, democracy cries in the corner

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

North Carolina Republicans are doing their part to MAGA! The state Senate approved a new congressional map to help secure…

Trump and Zelensky’s Super-Duper Pal-Pal Summit: A Totally-Not-Awkward Story of Land-Grab Demands
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump and Zelensky’s Super-Duper Pal-Pal Summit: A Totally-Not-Awkward Story of Land-Grab Demands

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

Here we go again, folks! CNN is at it, twisting President Trump’s masterful diplomacy into some kind of “acrimonious” showdown.…

Video: Orange Man Guarantees He’ll Stop War Simply by Asking Nicely, World Peace Imminent
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Video: Orange Man Guarantees He’ll Stop War Simply by Asking Nicely, World Peace Imminent

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2025October 17, 2025

Our Glorious President Trump, fresh from a round of golf (probably beating some libtard CEO), says he can fix the…

Oklahoma’s New School Overlord Declares War on the Bible, Proving He’s Totally Not a Lizard Person
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Oklahoma’s New School Overlord Declares War on the Bible, Proving He’s Totally Not a Lizard Person

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2025October 17, 2025

Another day, another victory for the godless left! Oklahoma’s new superintendent, probably a secret socialist, is scrapping the mandate to…

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