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Trump Declares ‘Forever’ Peace in the Land of ‘Oops, Still at War!’ – Is It Just Another Reality Show Episode?
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Declares ‘Forever’ Peace in the Land of ‘Oops, Still at War!’ – Is It Just Another Reality Show Episode?

Big ElephantJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Folks, can you believe it? Trump just pulled off the impossible! While the liberal media was busy prepping their “Trump’s…

Marjorie Taylor Greene Thinks Trump Voters Are Now Pacifists, Iran Strike Exposes Obvious MAGA Hypocrisy
Elephant Reads CNN

Marjorie Taylor Greene Thinks Trump Voters Are Now Pacifists, Iran Strike Exposes Obvious MAGA Hypocrisy

Big ElephantJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Here we go again, folks! CNN, still sniffing around trying to stir up trouble in the Republican party. Apparently, Marjorie…

Local Man Discovers New Interpretation of “Openly Carry” at Church, Pastor Slightly Agitated
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Local Man Discovers New Interpretation of “Openly Carry” at Church, Pastor Slightly Agitated

Big ElephantJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Another day, another so-called “mass shooting” averted by brave, God-fearing Americans. Seems like this “Brian Anthony Browning” fellow, probably a…

Italian Metal Band Sadist Heads to War: For Mussolini, Putin, and the Glory of Donbas!
Death Metal Goes Full Spetsnaz — Sadist Ditches Stage for Trench Warfare
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Italian Metal Band Sadist Heads to War: For Mussolini, Putin, and the Glory of Donbas!

FinnJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

After news leaked about their secret gigs in Russia, Italian death metal band Sadist seems to have gone completely off…

Sharon den Adel of Within Temptation Says Band Finally Discovers World Events Exist While Writing ‘Bleed Out’ Album
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Sharon den Adel of Within Temptation Says Band Finally Discovers World Events Exist While Writing ‘Bleed Out’ Album

Chord F. DiscordJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

In a shocking turn of events (not really), WITHIN TEMPTATION’s eternally youthful frontwoman, SHARON DEN ADEL, graced the airwaves of…

Sony’s Tone-Deaf Concert Tour: Now With Extra Cringe-Worthy Behind-the-Scenes Footage
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Sony’s Tone-Deaf Concert Tour: Now With Extra Cringe-Worthy Behind-the-Scenes Footage

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

PlayStation The Concert, a monumental achievement in wasting money and appealing to the lowest common denominator, apparently kicked off in…

Rep. Gottheimer’s Two Cents on the ‘Hero’s’ Parade for That One U.S. Hostage
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Rep. Gottheimer’s Two Cents on the ‘Hero’s’ Parade for That One U.S. Hostage

Big ElephantJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Another Democrat, Josh Gottheimer, slobbering all over himself about a “hero’s welcome” for a hostage freed from Hamas. You know,…

MÖTLEY CRÜE and DOLLY PARTON Team Up to Butcher ‘Home Sweet Home’ in New Collab
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MÖTLEY CRÜE and DOLLY PARTON Team Up to Butcher ‘Home Sweet Home’ in New Collab

Chord F. DiscordJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

MÖTLEY CRÜE, those purveyors of fine, aged cheese 🧀, are releasing yet ANOTHER compilation album, “From The Beginning”, on September…

India’s Tech Dreams Get a Reality Check (Thanks, Apple and Trump)
Elephant Reads CNN

India’s Tech Dreams Get a Reality Check (Thanks, Apple and Trump)

Big ElephantJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! Now they’re drooling over India stealing jobs from China because of Trump’s trade…

AMERICA’S ECONOMY ‘BOUT TO GET YEETED INTO OBLIVION, THANKS WAR
Elephant Reads CNN

AMERICA’S ECONOMY ‘BOUT TO GET YEETED INTO OBLIVION, THANKS WAR

Big ElephantJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is at it again, trying to scare us with tales of economic doom because of the…

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