Border Patrol Checkpoint Chase Ends in Texas with Suspect Getting a One-Way Ticket to the Afterlife, Officials Report
Breaking: Another Liberal Triggered Snowflake Meets His Match at the Border! In a shocking turn of events that will no…
Tag: Wednesday
“Breaking News: Politicians Finally Decide Kids Are Worth Protecting—Sort Of”
Attention all child-care warriors! The Victorian Early Childhood Regulatory Authority (VECRA) is here to save the day with their “National…
‘Wednesday’ Season 3 Is In Production – With Big New Stars, Including That One Guy From That Thing
The internet’s favorite black-clad, death-obsessed teenager is dusting off her nevermore uniform and sharpening her cheekbones for another round of…
TOMAHAWK To Rip Your Ears Off After 13-Year Nap; Summer Tour Will Be Powered By THE MELVINS’ Cosmic Fuzz
In what can only be described as a desperate attempt to relive their glory days, TOMAHAWK is hitting the road…
The Ghostface Sequels That Vanished Into the Woodsboro Abyss: A Chronicle of Screams That Never Screamed
Let’s talk about the *Scream* franchise—a series that started as a clever, self-aware critique of slasher tropes and has since…
“How Your Business Can Finally Replace All Humans with AI (and Save a Fortune!)”
🚨 AI is Coming for Your Job (But Also Your Business Growth) 🚨 Learn how AI can drive business growth…
“Meta-analysis Masterclass: Turning Random Papers into One Big ‘Aha!’ Moment”
Attention, aspiring meta-analysis wizards! 🧙♂️📊 Join the Royal Society of Medicine’s 6-week crash course on systematic reviews! 📅 Wednesday nights,…
Apple TV+ Unleashes Epic 2026 Feast of Shows and Movies, Because Apparently We Didn’t Have Enough to Watch Already
Apple TV+ Drops So Many Trailers, Fans Start Questioning Their Free Trial Subscription At the latest Apple TV Press Day,…
Local Ohio Man Adds ‘Death Threats’ to His Resume, Because Why Not in Today’s Political Circus?
Deep State Stooge Arrested for Threatening America’s Greatest Vice President Yet another unhinged leftist has been caught plotting against one…
Margo’s Got Money Troubles – Watch Michelle Pfeiffer, Elle Fanning, and Nick Offerman in the trailer for the new series from David E. Kelly, because who doesn’t love watching rich people pretend to be broke?
Move over, “Succession” – Apple TV has found a new way to make you feel better about your crippling student…