VIO-LENCE Is Covering Punk So They Can Procrastinate Writing Real Songs—Killian Says He’s Not In A Hurry To Be Relevant
🎸🔥 In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming (except everyone with an internet connection), VIO-LENCE…
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Xbox Developer Direct January 22: Where Fable Finally Shows Up to Its Own Party and Brings Snacks
🚨BREAKING: Microsoft Announces New Xbox Developer Direct, Promising More Games, More Hype, and at Least One More Delay🚨 🎮💸 In…
4LSAB Shines a Spotlight on Safeguarding Concerns (Because Nothing Says Fun Like Child Protection Audits)
🚨BREAKING: Local Bureaucrats Unveil New 2025 Guide to Spotting When Adults Are in Trouble (Spoiler: It’s Always Falls, Bedsores &…
Prospect Park Says “Bon Voyage 2025” With Explosive Confetti and Apathetic Pigeons
🚨 BROOKLYN’S MOST SPECTACULAR NEW YEAR’S EVE FIREWORKS 🎆💥 Brooklyn Borough President Antonio Reynoso, Prospect Park Alliance, Brooklyn Org, and…
When the Factory Becomes a Discothèque of Despair and Desperation
🚨BREAKING: Portland’s Finest Masquerade Ball Returns—Because Nothing Says ‘New Year’ Like Rich People in Feathers Pretending to Be Poor (But…
Confidence Hacks: How to Fake It Till You Make It (and Blame Your Parents)
🚨 BREAKING: Local Therapist Discovers That People With Low Self-Esteem Don’t Think They’re Sexy Enough 🚨 In a stunning revelation…
The 10 Most Underrated Movies of 2025 (Because Apparently No One Has Taste)
Based on the complete and utter financial train wreck that was this year’s box office, there are only two possible…
Trump’s New “Warrior Dividend” Means Soldiers Get Stock Options Instead of Showers
Trump’s “Warrior Dividend” Bonuses: A $1,776 Gift to Troops—Paid for with Their Own Housing Money! In a move that’s equal…
US Military Accidentally Turns Pacific Pleasure Cruise Into Shark Buffet—Only 4 Casualties, But the Fish Are Furious
Trump’s Narco-Navy Nukes More Leftist Pot Boats, Enemies of America Cry Foul Another day, another four dead “narco-terrorists” floating in…
McBride Declares GOP Has a Trans Fixation While Politicians Debate Banning Gender Benders for Kids
Leftist Hysterics as Dems Cry ‘Transphobia’ Over GOP Efforts to End Experimental Procedures on Children In a stunning display of…